WW 184: Mystery of the Were-Wharf: A Bob’s Burgers Werewolf Game – Day 7

[Felix comes bursting in with a gun in his hands]

How are you not all dead already?! Damn it all, do I have to come in there and kill you all myself?!

Whoa, whoa, Felix. Calm down, there’s no need for that yet.

Wait, what do you mean “yet”?

Oh, you worry too much, Bob. And anyway, Felix, it looks like they have given us at least one person today, which is more than I can say for nearly the last three nights. But they may have finally taken out the person responsible for this lack of bloodshed.

See here, the man who thinks he is fast food royalty may bow to no other ruler, and yet bows out of this game, leading his chain to financial ruin.

Owen/The Burger King has been eliminated. He was Darryl (town backup).

Okay, folks, let’s get this done with quickly. Some of us have luncheons and bourbons to which we must attend, so let’s get to it.

Roles

6 Town

2 ???

There are also secret win conditions hidden among the players. These roles will not be revealed until their deaths. The game will end if any secret win condition is met before either town or wolves’ win conditions are met; players will be warned if and when that becomes a possibility.

Players
  • Cork – This is Me Now Gene
  • Marlowe – Mr Business
  • Cop – Burger of the Day Town
  • Mac – Dan Belcher Wolf
  • Hayes – Strawhat Pirates Serial Killer
  • Grumproro – Regular Sized Rudy Wolf
  • Ralph – Boyz 4 Now Wolf
  • sic – The Moody Foodie Town
  • emm – Millie Town
  • hoho – Clem Clemens, the deejay possum
  • InnDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED – Mitch, a can of Vegetables Wolf
  • Josephus – Warren’s Burger at the Supreme Food Court Town
  • Chum – Rhymenoceros & Hiphopopotamus cross-over episode
  • spooky – Mabel Pines
  • jake – Simon’s Cat Town
  • Nate – Mayor McCheese Town
  • MSD – Bad Kuchi Kopi Town
  • raven – Gala Orchard
  • Goat – Bronchonius Town
  • Wasp – Louise Town
  • Lamb – Teddy Wolf
  • Narrow – Perry Berrywood, owner of It Takes Two To Meringue-o and La Mer-ingue
  • Owen – Burger King Town
  • Stoneheart – The Collector
  • Miss Rim – The Barefoot Contessa Town
Role Descriptions

COP / MORT / TOWN MORTICIAN

Starting night 2, you may pick a dead player and learn which faction killed them.

NATE / SPEEDO GUY / 1-SHOT TOWN COMMUTER

One one night of your choice, you may skate away and be immune from all night actions.

MISS RIM / GENE / TOWN NEIGHBORIZER

Each night, you may select one player to join you in a chat.

WASP / LOUISE / VIGILANTE

Each night you will select a target to eliminate. But be careful, as you may have your gun taken away from you if you shoot the wrong person.

EMM / OLLIE / TWIN

GOAT / ANDY / TWIN

You will share a chat with your brother. If one of you dies, the other will as well.

JAKE / LINDA / JAILER

Each night, you may pick one person and prevent them from performing or being affected by any night actions. You cannot pick yourself nor can you pick the same person two nights in a row. If you jail the wrong person, you will die.

MAC / HUGO / WOLF INVESTIGATOR / UNREQUITED LOVER

Each night, you may pick one player and learn their role. You will be given a description of the role, but not the role name. If Linda dies, you will die as well.

SIC / SERGEANT BOSCO / 1 SHOT VIGILANTE

You have one shot to shoot at someone at night. However, there’s a 50% chance it won’t go through because your mom told you not to use it.

GRUMP / JIMMY JUNIOR / WOLF MISINFORMANT / MASON

If investigated, you will read as ‘town’.

LAMB / JIMMY PESTO / WOLF MESSENGER

Each night, you will deliver a message to another player. That message must contain a subpar insult and/or a forced pun.

JOSEPHUS / HENRY HABER / ASCETIC

You are immune to all night actions except kills.

HAYES / TEDDY / SERIAL KILLER

Each night, you will select one person to kill.

MSD / TINA / TOWN INVESTIGATOR

Each night, you may pick one player and learn their alignment. Who knows, you might even find love along the way.

RALPH / TAMMY / WOLF ROLEBLOCKER / MASON

Each night, you may pick one person to prevent from performing their night action, if they have any.

INDY / FROND / WOLF MOTION DETECTOR

Each night, you may pick one person and see if they are involved in any night actions. You will not be told whether they are performing a night action or being targeted by one.

OWEN / DARRYL / TOWN BACKUP

If either Linda (town jailer) or Tina (town investigator) die, you will replace whichever of the two die first. If both die on the same night, you will replace Tina.

Rules

Players are NOT allowed to edit comments or directly quote from private chats without permission. Failure to comply may result in a mod-kill. You cannot name your role.

Night Action Order of Operations: Maximized for most action

Ties will result in all tied players being killed.

Should a GIROLT (Get It Right Or Lose Tonight) scenario occur, auto-kill will not come into effect until all living players have voted.

Please be respectful to all players. Attack arguments, not people. This is just a game, and we are all here to have a good time.

Spreadsheet

Twilight will be Sunday, June 12th at 4pm EDT / 3pm CDT / 2pm MDT / 1pm PDT

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