WW 184: Mystery of the Were-Wharf: A Bob’s Burgers Werewolf Game – Day 1

Hmmm….there appears to be quite a few of the rabble around my front gate. If it was only one of them, I’d just ignore it or set a dog on them, but it looks like there’s at least a couple dozen. Better go see what the hullabaloo is about.

Hello, commoners! I should probably ask about why you are all at my manor, but it’s probably for something I don’t care about.

What’s that? You want me to lower the rent for your places? Oh no, no can do. How do you expect me to maintain my daily supply of white eyepatches if I don’t keep the rent up? What, do you think I could get these at a department store? Have you seen a department store lately?

[Felix yells from his treehouse]

Calvin! What are these people doing here? I’m trying to get these miniature figurines finished.

It’s nothing, Felix! Something about rent or well-being or something unimportant like that. I’m sure they’ll disperse soon enough.

What do you mean, you won’t pay? I could just kick all of you out if I wanted to. Hmm, but then I wouldn’t have anyone to take money from.

I’ll tell you what: why don’t we play a game for it? It just so happens I have a little murder mystery game I want to play. I tried with just Felix, but it got boring real fast.

[Felix yells]

That’s because I’m always the murderer!

Don’t be a poor sport, Felix! Can’t win with that attitude. Anyway, I’m randomly picking…eh, let’s say 5 of you, whatever. Those 5 will be murderers, and the rest of you have to figure out who they are. Good luck!

What do you mean, “Is that it?” You want to have some help with finding them? Like some clues or something? You’re not a clever bunch, are you? Fine, here, I’m writing down some roles that do stuff and you can pick them out of this bowl. Yes, fine, I’ll make one for everyone. God, you’re all so needy, no wonder you can’t pay rent on time.

[Felix yells again]

Hey, I want to play too!

Poor sports get to stay in their treehouses, Felix! That’s the rule!

[Felix grumbles, returns to his figurines]

So if you find the murderers, you win. Alright, go on. Go find them and stop pestering me.


18 Town

5 Wolves

2 ???

  1. Cork – This is Me Now Gene
  2. Marlowe – Mr Business
  3. Cop – Burger of the Day
  4. Mac – Dan Belcher
  5. Hayes – Strawhat Pirates
  6. Grumproro – Regular Sized Rudy
  7. Ralph – Boyz 4 Now
  8. sic – The Moody Foodie
  9. emm – Millie
  10. hoho – Clem Clemens, the deejay possum
  11. InnDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED – Mitch, a can of Vegetables
  12. Josephus – Warren’s Burger at the Supreme Food Court
  13. Chum – Rhymenoceros & Hiphopopotamus cross-over episode
  14. spooky – Mabel Pines
  15. jake – Simon’s Cat
  16. Nate – Mayor McCheese
  17. MSD – Bad Kuchi Kopi
  18. raven – Gala Orchard
  19. Goat – Bronchonius
  20. Wasp – Louise
  21. Lamb – Teddy
  22. Narrow – Perry Berrywood, owner of It Takes Two To Meringue-o and La Mer-ingue
  23. Owen – Burger King
  24. Stoneheart – The Collector
  25. Miss Rim – The Barefoot Contessa

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