Welcome one and all to the 6th Annual Pits Commenting Awards!
This is the annual warning that this header is gonna be chock full of images so I recommend not viewing on mobile.
We’ve tabulated the votes and hopefully got everything right and now it’s time for the announcements!
Best Discovery – Media you have discovered as a result of The Avocado – The Media and the Person
Winner – Defunctland – Spilling over from the Youtube Thread into the Open Threads
Best Avocado Meme
Winner – Riley 1066‘s custom Hungry Hungry Hippos GIFs that respond to our increasingly outlandish chromatic demands:
Best Comment – Funny
…wait, what is this, a crossover category???
The technical actual winner of the ‘Best Discovery’ category above in light of this one –
Best Life Changing Advice
Winner – flowsthead with some practical advice for creating a more inclusive environment:
Best username (Not poster, just name)
Winner – Frodo Corleone
Best username – Holiday
Winner – Hans, Boobie! [‘normal username’: Crybaby Boobie]
Winner – Nudeador Viking the Third‘s very dapper cat in a top hat:
Best Gimmick Account
Winner – Taco Bell Bell
Best Pet Photo
Winner – Uma (Nate The Lesser)
Best Political Comment
Winner – The saga of finding out the definition of Hog Poggle 1
Most Memorable Sex Clam
Covfefe-vening of the Year: Best PT Meme Spiral
The annual Train Sandwich Award: Best OT Meme Spiral
Winner – MANK
Best 30-Day Challenge (specific day, not month theme)
Winner – 30-Day Animal Challenge: Favorite Dinosaur
Best Rabbit Screening
Winner – The collective Evening in the Public Domain series by Captain Video
Winner – 93rd Academy Awards live thread, where our brains broke in real time when we realize that they tried to close out the ceremony on a posthumous Best Actor win for Chadwick Boseman, and they majorly fucked it up.
The Ack-Ack Memorial Kindest Commenter Award
Winner – Nonsequiturcat
Winner – Nudeador Viking the Third and LUUUUUUUUNCH
Rookie of the Year
Winner – Frodo Corleone
The Holy Guacamole Lifetime Shitposting Achievement Award – (Most Active Commenter)
Winner – Agnew
Hall of Fame nominations (Who and Why)
Headphone Princess for achievements in Clam-Wrangling in the Political Threads (and being all-around awesome)
Edgar Allan Hoe providing peeks behind the scenes of Hollywood as an intimacy coordinator.
Craig Tranquilo for his awesome site art (default featured images, logo, badges, and more)!
Best use of The Avocado as a response
And that wraps up 2021 for us, yet another normal-and-nothing-else-happened-at-all year! Thanks for reading and see you all in the comments!