Werewolf 153: Ralphroro Enterprises Presents The Werewolf-O-Matic! – Day 5

Nobody touch The Werewolf-O-Matic! It’s working perfectly normally now! No lovers! No extra jailers or investigators or vigilantes! Just good old fashioned Werewolf!

Except that the crafty IT specialist found their way into The Werewolf-O-Matic once again and kicked someone out of the game.

William Carlos Williams (Owen) has been removed from the game! He was The Medic! A poem in his honor:

so much depends

a Werewolf-O-

making that buzzing

beside the water

The Ralphroro Enterprises Associates went on a team building retreat and came back ready to vote!

The Frustrated Parent (Thoughts) has been removed from the game. They were the Disgruntled IT Specialist (SK)! Aha! The parent thing was a ruse! We don’t let our Ralphroro Enterprises IT workers have children!

Onward to Day 5!



13 6 Vanilla Town (So normal!)

1 Jailer (Very normal jailer stuff. Can’t jail themselves.)

1 Medic (Perfectly normal medic. Can heal one player each night.)

1 Investigator (You know what an investigator does. Normal investigator stuff!)


1 Ralphroro Regional Manager (Roleblocker Wolf)

1 Ralphroro District Manager (Investigator Wolf)

2 1 Ralphroro Entry-level Associates (Vanilla Wolves)


1 Disgruntled Ralphroro IT Specialist (Doesn’t answer your emails–so cannot be investigated–and is also the serial killer!)


Normal Werewolf rules! When there are as many or fewer members of a faction remaining, the other faction wins!

Ties will be resolved using the Werewolf-O-Matic patented tie-breaking formula: (y + x) + ab = k

  • y = total number of letters in both/all tied players’ names.
  • x = total number of votes for both/all tied players
  • a = game day (i.e. “Day 1” = 1; “Day 2” = 2, etc.)
  • b = total number of remaining scum
  • k = the number of player posts, after the vote thread, when sorted by oldest. The player who posted that post will be killed.

Simple yet effective!

Please note that you will need to make a handful of game-related comments per Day (three to six at least). The Werewolf-O-Matic runs on participation (and plutonium). Failure to participate may lead to your trial being transferred to another person.

NO EDITING OR DELETING for any reason, including typos.

Directly quoting or screenshotting QT is not allowed.

Remember to have fun! This is a game of murder, but it is still just a game.

A final word of caution: This program may be considered a risk. An experiment. Ralphroro Enterprises is not responsible for any disasters that may occur in this game due to “imbalances” or “technical difficulties”. Ralphroro Enterprises reserves the right to make any changes that will result in a more enjoyable game at any time. By signing up for this game you are acknowledging that you have read and understood this word of caution and forfeit your right to pursue legal action against Ralphroro Enterprises. Ralphroro Enterprises hopes that you enjoy this game, and that you embrace it for what it is. 

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  1. Marlowe (Hank Hill)
  2. April (Grung) Vanilla Wolf
  3. hoho (hoho Snakeytail) Vanilla Town
  4. Cop (Troy McClure) Vanilla Town
  5. Jude (Mae West) Vanilla Town
  6. Owen (William Carlos Williams) Town Medic
  7. Lindsay (Vincent Adultman) Investigator Wolf
  8. Kim (Zim) Vanilla Town
  9. Mac (Mac, from the Temp Agency) Vanilla Town
  10. Dramus (Dramus, Serious Werewolf Player) Town Jailer
  11. Goat (Beauregoat, the Janitor)
  12. raven (Jane, the Intern)
  13. Nate (The Law Firm of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe)
  14. Thoughts (Frustrated Parent) SK
  15. Lamb (Oscar Martinez)
  16. Jake (Wonder Woman)
  17. Tiff (Tess McGill)
  18. Beelzebot (WAP (but not that WAP)) Vanilla Town
  19. Stoneheart (Bibidoof)
  20. Warrior (Electrified Warrior Machine) Vanilla Town
  21. Canadave (Eric, the New Employee) Town Investigator


  1. Indy
  2. Narrow

You have until Wednesday, 12:00 PM Central to decide who to eliminate.