Alfhild the Viking Queen’s langskip raised sail and pointed the prow west, towards the falling sun. The final rays of daylight caught the ridges of the Walla Walla river as it snaked towards the Columbia, then out to the rippling ocean.
For days, the Viking ship followed the small boat with the three Cookie Monsters and their strange cargo far into the vast Pacific.
Lemoney the Lemon used this time at sea to contemplate his newfound existence. There is so much lemony goodness to life, he thought. He rolled around in anticipation of many years of lemony adventures, full of lemon love and lemon friends and fulfilling all of his lemon dreams.
Until an axe flew out of nowhere and chopped him the fuck in half.
Lemoney the Lemon (Art Cop) has died. He was a Vanilla member of the Totally Ordinary Walla Walla Natives (T.O.W.W.N.)
“Land ho!” squawked Kamek.
Fleabag turned to the camera and winked. “Is that bird talking about me?”
The langskip landed on the rocky beach of an island. They were immediately met by two massive monsters, who greeted the new arrivals with strange bleats and screeches.
“It kind of feels that you are doing any distinctive trick,” Consuelo the Spambot told the creatures.
“Over there!” President Aria pointed down the beach. “It’s the Cookie Monster’s ship, but it’s empty. Where did they go?”
As the group searched the island, they came upon yet another cluster of wild things. This group looked far hungrier than the duo by the beach.
While the hidden S.C.U.M. were sure nobody else was looking, they grabbed the unsuspecting alligator and lifted him above their heads. O’Ligator screamed “#OOOOOOOOOOOOO” as he was tossed into the mouth of the most ravenous creature.
O’Ligator (April) has died. He was Medusa (T.O.W.W.N.)
But not even a gorgon could satiate the monster, for the wild things had been sent off to bed without their supper.
“We’ll eat you up!” the creatures growled, roaring their terrible roars and gnashing their terrible teeth and rolling their terrible eyes and showing their terrible claws.
13 Totally Ordinary Walla Walla Natives (T.O.W.W.N.): They win the game when the S.C.U.M. faction and independent roles have been eliminated.
Aslan – Resurrection
Bahamut – Adjudicator (Investigator)
Kratos – Leviathan Axe (2-shot vig)
Medusa – Turn to Stone (Jailer)
Mogwai – Three Rules
Scylla and Charybdis – Lovers
1 Hidden T.O.W.W.N. Role (revealed upon death)
6 Vanilla T.O.W.W.N.
5 Secret Cabal for Undoing Mortality (S.C.U.M.): They win the game when the number of S.C.U.M. players equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. players and the two independent roles have been eliminated.
Audrey II – Entangling Vines (Role-blocker)
Invisible Man – Invisibility (Reads as T.O.W.W.N.)
1 Hidden S.C.U.M. Role (revealed upon death)
2 Vanilla S.C.U.M.
Independent Roles: Two players do not belong to T.O.W.W.N. or S.C.U.M. Each of these independent roles have their own agenda and win condition. See “Role Descriptions” section for details.
Gena Crocodile – апельсины (Oranges)
Serial Killer (Pompous Atheist Blogger)
Aslan – Resurrection. If Aslan is killed, they will be able to participate in the game for an additional day. On this day, Aslan can comment and vote, just like normal. However, at the end of that day, they will ascend into heaven (the graveyard QT).
Bahamut – Adjudicator. As a night action, Bahamut may investigate one player’s alignment. Independent roles read as “blocked”.
Kratos – Leviathan Axe. Kratos may target a player to be killed. This shot is optional. Kratos has two shots total. Kratos can either:
– Spend the two shots as different night actions. If either shot is blocked, it is wasted.
– Combine both shots into a single, unblockable day kill.
Medusa – Turn to Stone. As a night action, Medusa may choose a player and they are turned to stone for that night, protecting them from all other actions. The player turned to stone is also unable to use their night action if they have one. Medusa cannot choose herself, and cannot choose the same target on consecutive nights.
Mogwai – Three Rules. As an optional night action, Mogwai may choose one of the following three rules. Each rule may only be used once per game.
- Rule: Bright Light – Choose another player. If the chosen player is killed that night, you die in their place.
- Rule: Get Wet – You create a second Mogwai. If you are targeted to be killed that night, the new Mogwai is killed instead (the kill fails). If the new Mogwai survives the night, it runs off and is out of the game.
- Rule: Eat After Midnight – Oh no! Mogwai aren’t supposed to eat after midnight! You transform into a Gremlin and join the S.C.U.M. team. This transformation will be shown in the header the following day.
Scylla and Charybdis – T.O.W.W.N. Lovers. These two players share a private QT. If one of these players is jailed or killed, so is the other.
Audrey II – Entangling Vines. As a night action, Audrey II may choose a player and they are restrained by monstrous vines. This player is unable to use their night action if they have one. Cannot choose the same target on consecutive nights.
Invisible Man – If investigated, the Invisible Man’s alignment is seen as T.O.W.W.N.
Gena Crocodile – Gena Crocodile starts the game with a crate of fresh delicious oranges. Gena always has at least one orange.
As a night action, Gena can give one orange to another player. That’s nice! Oranges have no immediate gameplay effect.
Any player that has had an orange passed to them can hand it off to another player of their choice at any time, including the day, by naming that player in their private QT. Passing an orange during the day is not blockable. Passing an orange at night is considered a night action and is subject to blocking. Gena will be informed of all orange hand-offs (so, Gena always knows who has oranges).
If a player dies holding an orange, there is a 50/50 chance that the orange is given to a random player or lost. This will be noted in the dead player’s write-up.
If five different players (including Gena) are holding an orange at Twilight, the game ends and all orange-holding players win the game regardless of their alignment.
All players will be notified if the game is at KOROW (Kill OR Oranges Win).
There are three ways the game can end and determine the winner(s):
- T.O.W.W.N. wins the game when the S.C.U.M. faction and the two independent roles have been eliminated.
- S.C.U.M. wins the game when the number of S.C.U.M. players equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. players and the two independent roles have been eliminated.
- If five different players (including Gena) are holding an orange at Twilight, the game ends and all orange-holding players win the game regardless of any other alignment.
No quoting or screencapping from QTs. Do not ask other players about their QTs in an attempt to figure out what role they have.
You cannot edit any of your posts. The mod will know!
S.C.U.M. and SK night kill actions are mandatory. Vig kills are optional.
A tie vote at Twilight results in no kill.
Participation: You must make a minimum of three posts per day to avoid being replaced.
Night Action Order of Operations: Blocking, then jailing, then all kills.
Colonel Mustard // Easter
Grumproro // Dmitri
Hoho // Midnight Possum
Jake // Dog Toy
Jam // Claude
Lamb Dance // David Mitchell
Louie // Festrunk Brothers
MacCrocodile // Consuelo the Spambot
malthusc // President Aria
Mars Five // Dagon or Onion
Mayelbridwen // The Octagon House
Mr.ImMyOwnGrampa // Ash Williams
MSD // Dion
Narrowstrife // Kamek
Owen // Man
Ralph // Andy Warhol
Sic humor // Sho Minamimoto
Side Character // Fleabag
Wasp // Alfhild, Viking Queen
April // O’Ligator (Medusa, T.O.W.W.N.)
Art Cop Vandelay // Lemoney (Vanilla T.O.W.W.N.)
Dramus18 // Humidibot (Vanilla T.O.W.W.N.)
DW // Edelgard (Vanilla T.O.W.W.N.)
Indy // TMNT (Serial Killer)
Raven and Rose // Hatsune Miku (Vanilla T.O.W.W.N.)
Day Three will end on Sunday, September 13th at 2pm PST/5pm EST. (countdown timer)