Hello fellow Avocados! Welcome to the 4th annual Pits commenting and media awards!
As always, if you found the comment or item that was nominated, feel free to direct link to it so that so there can be a flood of upvotes for you and the original poster.
As a warning, this header is gonna be very image intensive. Sorry mobile users but maybe wanna check this one out on desktop.
And now the awards:
Best Discovery – Media you have discovered as a result of The Avocado – The Media and the Person
The winner is the Avocado’s praise of Parasite as nominated by Wonderful Christmas Snob
Best Avocado Meme
Dad’s Casa as nominated by dw: MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
Best Comment – Funny
This response from the Plugger-in-Chief by upvote moneydog
Best Comment – Serious
This comment from Chash as nominated by Grumproro
Favorite Thread That Doesn’t Reoccur Enough
The winner is Drawvacado as nominated by This Time, It’s Personal!
Best username (Not poster, just name)
It’s a tie! The winners are Walter the Farting Dog (nominated by upvote moneydog, Pits Nominee) and noodlestein’s danger tits (self nominated).
Best username – Holiday
The winner is Lindsay❄️🌈🦄HoligayDisaster as nominated by dw: MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
Best One-off Thread (i.e. not a weekly, recurring feature or daily thread)
The winner is Pajiba Safe House – Created by MLA, nominated by Killua Zoldyck (MSD)
Best Life Changing Advice
The winner is introducing Grumproro to Flex – Reviews by Jam, Razz Matazz, and River
Best Open Thread Header
The winner is Padme and Her Girl Squad Get a Tribue Night Thread by Annanomally as nominated by Lyssie
Best Long-form Post or Subthread
Best Avocado Regular(ish) Feature
The winner is The Women+ Thread as nominated by This Time, It’s Personal!
Best Gimmick Account
The winner is Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan Comments as nominated by Eat Xmas Ham At Goobersmooches
Best Pet Photo
We all win because they all win!
Best Werewolf Game
The winner is WW100: The One Hundreding by spooky and Owen as nominated by st. nic humor.
Best Rabbit Screening
The winner is CATS the Musical as nomianted by Owen1120
Best/Worst Comic Strip (Pluggers, Heathcliff, etc.)
The winner is Mary Worth for both as nominated by MacCrocodile
Best Use of Gifs/Photoshop
as nominated by ZeussicAlsoHidingDuringXmas
Best Political Comment
“I hate this shit” as nominated by Mister Sludgy
Best Review – TV
Demyx’s Steven Universe Rewind reviews as nominated by sagittaruiskim
Best Review – Movie
Another tie! The winners are
Avengers: Endgame by Louis-Senpai, BeasThief as nominated by Lyssie
Ad Astra by Louis-Senpai, BeasThief as nominated by craig is tranquilo
Best Review – Other
Anime Worth Watching: Mushishi by romanes eunt domus as nominated by lutair
Best Artist/Album Spotlight
Terrible Artist Spotlight: Train by Troubled by Nouns as nominated by Wonderful Christmas Snob
The Ack-Ack Memorial Kindest Commenter Award
The winner is Dropwing Duck asnominated by Lyssie
Rookie of The Year
The winner is Merry and Gay Kaywise as nominated by dw: MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
Commenter You Most Like to See Upvotes From
The winner is Waffle is Unbreakable as nominated by Krampus and John Berryman
The Holy Guacamole Lifetime Shitposting Achievement Award – (Most Active Commenter)
The winner is Dikachu as nominated by Wonderful Christmas Snob
The Annual Train Sandwich Award: Best OT Meme Spiral
Dad’s Casa Tweetstorm as nominated by dw: MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
Best use of The Avocado as a response
as nominated by NotSoMerryPachylad
Best Avocado Tournament
The XKCD Versus Tournament by Canadave87 nominated by Merve
Best Recaptioning of a Cartoon
as nominated by Bah Humbug Blowey
Best Dad’s Casa Related Writing
Five Episodes of Dad’s Casa Everyone should See by Aiwendil42 nominated by Merve
Best Original Media/Fiction for the Avocado
Dad’s Casa as nominated by Andy Tuttle
Nanaimo bar recipes from Rex Reilly nominated by Merve
A threeway tie!
The winners are:
Natsumiroro and KogoRalph as nominated by hoho subarashi possamu
Forget_it_Jake and hoho subarashi possamu as nominated by Grumproro
Waffle is Unbreakable and Dickbutt
Best Upvote Pandering Scheme
The winner is spooky profile pics by spookyfrench hens, turtledoves
Best New Thread
The winner is Late to the Party as nominated by Lyssie
And that’s this annual Commenting Awards!
Best in Media
Now welcome to the Best in Media Awards!
Participation was up pretty much across the board over last year accept in TV *shakes head at you all*. Now here are the winners in each of the categories.
Miyazaki Award for Best Anime Movie
The winner is Promare
Watanabe Award for Best Anime Series
The winner is Kaguya-sama Love is War
Asimov Award for Best Book
The winner is Famous Men Who Never Lived by K. Chess
Kirby Award for Best Comic Book
The winner is Immortal Hulk
Mary Worth Award for Best Comic Strip or Webcomic
The winner is Wallace the Brave
Miyamoto Award for Best Game
The winner is Untitled Goose Game
Robots’ Choice Award for Best Film of 2019
The winner is Parasite
Robots’ Choice Award for Best Film of 2018
The winner is Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Anybody Killa Award for Best Song
The winner is “Cellophane” by FKA twigs
Laurel Canyon Sound Award for Best Album
The winner is Magdalene by FKA twigs
The “Weird Al” Yankobic Memorial Award for Best Live Show
The winner is Lizzo
Tompkins Award for Best Podcast – Comedy
The winner is Threedom
Tompkins Award for Best Podcast – Other
The winner is 99% Invisible
Groening Award for Best Comedy Series
The winner is The Good Place
Simon Award for Best Drama Series
The winner is Watchmen
And that’s all folks for the annual Media Awards!