Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Four — I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartener.

Seemingly in control of the situation in the house now, the Wet Bandits pursued their next target. Once they caught up to them, they hung the victim up on the hook to the basement door. “First, I’m gonna burn all … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Four — I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartener.

Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Three — All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

Still somewhat raucous after finding themselves without parental supervision, the kids got a bit destructive on the second night. In the morning, they awoke to find the garbage can full of salt tipped over, with nary a dead body to … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Three — All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Two — Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.

The kids awoke, hungover from whipped cream and Mountain Dew. They found Brian Johnson, covered in painful looking welts and non-responsive. INDY // BRIAN JOHNSON has been killed. He was VANILLA TOWN. “They’re killing us! They’re really killing us!” said … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Two — Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.