125th iteration of werewolf, hosted by Owen and spookyfriend
The Baudelaires either don’t notice or don’t mention the absence of one of the orphans, and instead leave you alone for some quiet time. Imagine that– you are not sent to scale the side of a lighthouse, or to work … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences: Day Six
Safety in the lighthouse is a questionable proposition. “Orphans!” yells the older man, the one whose name you don’t know. “Now be an excellent time t’ paint the lighthouse. Gettin’ kind of flaky up there, it be. Storm’s comin’ in … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences: Day Five
“Things were really difficult after I had to leave Juniper,” Sucralouise tells you while dumping a 50 lb. bag of confectioner’s sugar into a hopper that connects to God knows what, “but I thought to myself, ‘Sucralouise, girl, you know … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 4
“Time is a continuum,” Casper tells you as you mount gears on shaping wheels. “Raawk!” says Emily. “‘Continuum’ means-“ “Ice Bear knows what ‘continuum’ means,” says Ice Bear. “Oh,” says Casper, crestfallen. “Anyway, what I do here is make sure … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 3
Surprisingly, no one seems to notice that you fired a missile into the sky. “I am the night,” says LEGO Batman. “No, I am the night,” says Regular Batman. You go back inside and finish the night’s research with Juniper. Proudly examining … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 2
It is a terrible thing, to lose the ones you love, and not at all something that can be rectified with a stick of gum. “Rectified” is a word which here means “made right,” and as you chew your Weatherbee’s … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 1
Greetings [ORPHAN], We at the Bureau of Orphan Operations (BOO) are sorry to hear of the recent loss of your parent(s), guardian(s) or fairy godmother(s). As detailed in attached booklet AN INTRODUCTORY GUIDE TO BULK ORPHAN PROCESSING, 13TH EDITION, orphananity … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences
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