I was informed no one signed up for a night thread like 5 minutes ago, so I threw this together in a jif cause who doesn’t like to look at otters. Seriously, tell me so I can add them to … Continue reading You Otter Know (that otters are superphotegenic) Night Thread: 10/11/17

Hulk Hogan is gonna see Gawker, not at Summer Slam, but in court! You better believe, it brother! He’s suing Gawker over the sex tape he made with the wife of Bubba the Love Sponge Clem. Jesus. Prepare your wrestling … Continue reading AVCAD: After Dark: Dark Shadows

Bruce the Shark was patrolling the ocean as usual but this time was different for Bruce felt like he haven’t eaten in days. That dolphin he had attacked delicious but he haven’t come across so much as a fish and … Continue reading Your Nightly Open Thread: Jaws Revisited

In an effort to maximize our trendiness, it’s an anime header! We are about 100k short from Canadian headers. Got my sights on that CA.news top spot. Better Call Saul had me thinking – who is your local TV lawyer? Bonus points … Continue reading AVCAD: Bleach

Who else has been reading through the Panama Papers wondering if their personal shell company was divulged that will end in disastrous ruin? No one? Well, enjoy the best song about Panama ever, then! How’s your skin care routine? Good? … Continue reading AVCAD: Beach Blanket Bingo!

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Remember: Best behavior until midnight. No shit posting or whatever. I am not sure what you should do. Hey, looking for a house? And/or a stalker? Well, have I got a deal for you! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2… Chet Haze is in trouble … Continue reading AVCAD: The Lost Boys (and Girls)

Just for Pam and Pucky, the late night thread but early! The day thread is getting a little, I dunno, you come up with a word. I will make a header, it will just go up at the regular time. … Continue reading AVCAD: AD Mystery Header!

Ok so, since we had the list of what we would consider the top 25 comedies of all time, let’s do some real talk. What are your REAL top 5 (most likely critically reviled, full of dumb humor or super … Continue reading AVCAD: AD: Scary Movie

Ok, so I can’t keep doing every avatar. Too many of you. I’ll try to get the first 20 or so that post. The faces will still be random based on whatever. I am a fan of the concept of … Continue reading AVCAD Sucker Punch

It’s Monday and my bracket is more busted than humanly possible. I was one of the 32% of people who picked Michigan St to win it all. Damn you, MTSU! I am sure they had some insane parties, that night, … Continue reading AVCAD: 2 Fast 2000

Scientists have discovered a pregnant T. Rex. Choice quote from the article to get you guys going… “It’s a dirty secret, but we know next to nothing about sex-linked traits in extinct dinosaurs. Dinosaurs weren’t shy about sexual signaling, all … Continue reading AVCAD: AD ’til the break of dawn

Scientists who hate wonder have discovered the secret to Australia’s “Fairy Circles”. Turns out it’s organized plants. Which is still kinda cool but not as cool as fairies. But it may lead to something else far more sinister… It’s the … Continue reading AVOKADO After Dark

Since you people just seem to want to turn my innocent little Late Night thread into a place of smut filled innuendo, I’ve decided to provide some fuel for the fire! So in the dirty sexy kinky news, “More Caution … Continue reading AVCAD: Dallas

How crazily similar is this to yesterday’s image? It’s like they have one guy designing these! Goose Gossage, real person, has declared that baseball has been ruined by nerds. http://espn.go.com/mlb/stor… For reference, here is Goose Gossage (also known as “Pot”) … Continue reading AVCAD: AD Animal Practice

Guess the show/movie/game/whatever in the header first and win a post in tomorrow’s header. This one shouldn’t be too hard. The Most Interesting Man in the World is retiring. Submit your applications below. What makes you interesting and why? Everyone … Continue reading AVCAD: AD After Darker

Sorry guys, totally lost track of time. Talk amongst yourselves! I will get this right tomorrow! If you are looking for a cool story, there isn’t one. My alarm just didn’t go off on my phone because my phone is … Continue reading AVCAD: AD: Oops.

It’s almost Friday! Maybe if you live where I do! I have a ton of work I should be doing! Not tonight, Mr Work! Vikings continues to let me down. All this crap in France and England is boring as … Continue reading AVCAD: AD The Dark Crystal