Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 105: “The Garden of Forking Paths” INT. LE MOTEL SANS PRÉAVIS – RESTAURANT – DAY Wide shot of a sticky table at a diner where PADRE CORAJE, BIANCA DEL COCODRILO, CONSTANCE VAN KNOX, GWEN H.C.P.M.C., and IVAN INDIANA sit. GUSTAVE CHEVALIER taps on a wine glass to get their attention. GUSTAVE CHEVALIER Well… after the savagery of the last several days, I was expecting to invite you all to unes aperitifs at mon hotel, whereupon one or two of us would inevitably fail to appear, and we would discuss our … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 5 (The Garden of Forking Paths)

Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 104: “Labyrinth of Passion” EXT. COLONEL MUSTARD’S HOUSE – FRONT YARD – MORNING Close-up on a banner reading “COLONEL MUSTARD’S NO-SHIRTS, NO-SHOES, ALL-SERVICE BARBECUE”. Pan down to reveal a number of confused guests and Chippendales dancers standing in the yard. IVAN INDIANA is topless and greased up for the occasion. PADRE CORAJE It has been 30 minutes. Where is our host? IVAN INDIANA And where’s Vincent Price? And that new woman with the striking resemblance to Miles Younderforth Ellis? FADE OUT. BEGIN BLACK-AND-WHITE FLASHBACK SEQUENCE. INT. YOUNDERFORTH APARTMENT – BEDROOM – … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 4 (Labyrinth of Passion)

Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 103: “Love in the Time of Lycanthropy” EXT. VON CLEEF FAMILY MANSION – GARDENS – MORNING Wide shot of the Von Cleef gardens as guests gather under a banner reading “ADELAIDE’S BABY DRIZZLE GALA”. COLONEL MUSTARD “Baby drizzle?” I thought this was some sort of party. ADELAIDE VON CLEEF pops up out of nowhere, making everyone jump. ADELAIDE VON CLEEF (joyfully) It’s like a baby shower, but since I’m still in the first trimester, a drizzle is the party that comes before a shower! Everyone stares at her. ADELAIDE VON CLEEF Like rain. … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 3 (Love in the Time of Lycanthropy)

Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 102: “Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown” INT. LA IGLESIA DE NUESTRA SEÑORA DE TU CULPA – MORNING Close-up on PADRE CORAJE as he solemnly delivers the Sunday morning mass. PADRE CORAJE The sad events of yesterday remind us all that the soul is eternal, but the flesh is weak. Weak, and supple, and sometimes slippery… Cut to people whispering in the back pew. CONSTANCE VAN KNOX Are Catholic priests even allowed to deliver personalized sermons? MILES YOUNDERFORTH ELLIS Dunno. Everyone’s just here to pray for Petunia’s soul … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 2 (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown)

Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 101: “Autumn of the Matriarch” INT. THE SNAKE PIT – NIGHT Four SHADOWY FIGURES sit at the bar, nursing drinks in a moldy old dive. FIGURE #1 I used to be one of them. I used to have everything. FIGURE #2 I never was. Ever since I was born, this town let me know I was an outcast. FIGURE #3 …It’s not even wrong, is it? FIGURE #4 To kill them all? I’d say it’s the least they deserve. INT. VON CLEEF FAMILY MANSION – PARLOR – DAY Cut to … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 1 (Autumn of the Matriarch)

Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature EXT. SOAPSTONE, CALIFORNIA – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a sun-soaked town – more of an enclave, maybe – with too much wealth and too many secrets. The camera pans over the terracotta roofs of mansion after mansion, each with a swimming pool out back gleaming like a turquoise stone. But on the outskirts of town – near the border with the city of Low Junction – lie neighborhoods with less luck. There, the residents – some family black sheep, some broke divorcees, some bitter barmen and waitresses – fume about … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII Signups: As The Wolf Turns