Whew! Round 1 is finally finished! And, boy howdy, that last set of matchups had some darn close contests! Oh, sure, we had the expected blowouts of The Lion King vs. Oliver and Company and Frozen vs. Frozen II (63-to-3, and 60-to-zero, respectively). But we also had … Continue reading Disney Animated Canon Tournament – Round 2 (Part 1)
*sigh* We’re back, baby … I suppose. Look, I want to be excited right now. Thanks to Hulu, we’ve got another season of Futurama on our screens, and I absolutely want to be jazzed about it. I want to laugh … Continue reading Futurama – Season 14, Episodes 1 & 2: “Beef” & “Catfish Hunter”
This will wrap up Round 1, for really reals this time. Continue reading Disney Animated Canon Tournament – Round 1 (Part 4)
Our quest to determine the best Disney animated movie continues! Continue reading Disney Animated Canon Tournament – Round 1 (Part 3)
Yes, they’re trying to make seltzer sexy. Continue reading Ad Space – Maison Perrier
It’s a Three Stooges extravaganza! Continue reading Public Domain Theater: Soup to Nuts (& “Malice in the Palace”)
The all-out Disney slugfest continues! Continue reading Disney Animated Canon Tournament – Round 1 (Part 2)
Which of Disney’s animated classics is the best? The Avocado decides! Continue reading Disney Animated Canon Tournament – Round 1 (Part 1)
From classic film to classic commercial. Continue reading Ad Space – Ice Cold in Alex
In which I delve way too deep into someone with way too little screentime. Continue reading Ad Space – If You Need A Tan, I’m Your Man
If you’re tired of cruises where you eat gruel and aren’t allowed to wear flipflops, then Norwegian Cruise Lines is for you! Continue reading Ad Space – Bare Minimum Cruises
Something that must be seen to be believed. Continue reading Ad Space – Sylvester Stallone Presents …
A gripping film noir thriller and a hysterical Merrie Melodies cartoon! Continue reading Public Domain Theater: The Chase (& “Prest-O Change-O”)
Yay to Avocado, the Shit Posting Queen! Continue reading Ad Space – Yay to You
Actually, Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole! Continue reading Ad Space – Bob Dole Approves This Message
Just a quick little pun. Continue reading Ad Space – We Have Ants
Proud to present Fritz Lang’s two-part fantasy epic! Continue reading Public Domain Theater (Double Feature): Die Nibelungen
Progressive gives a customer a glimpse of the future … and it ain’t pretty. Continue reading Ad Space – Ghost of Insurance Future
Chicken of the Sea tries to get fancy. Continue reading Ad Space – Fine Seafood Dining
Liberty Biberty can help you buggle and seive. Continue reading Ad Space – Liberty Biberty
Bud Light built a robot for when insincere apologies just aren’t insincere enough. Continue reading Ad Space – Budweiser Built a Robot
