The Dear Satan Day Thread

At times like these, what with the caroling and decorating and general Holiday cheer, we tend to forget that even those of the most infernal kind partake in that time to celebrate on that one very special day of the year. Now imagine, if you will, of little Imps dancing around tortured soul groves whilst covering them with garlands and ornaments green. Fallen Angels up on high hanging baubles of damned souls upon charred trees and bright lights red and green. And Succubi putting up stockings over the fireplace where wicked souls burn eternally. Come one, come all, denizen’s of … Continue reading The Dear Satan Day Thread

The Day Thread Gets Into a Hairy Situation

On or about Dec. 12, 2016, Uvular last cut his hair. Artist’s rendering of Uvular’s current appearance One year ago today, give or take a day, marked both the last time Uvular had enough spare cash to splurge on tonsorial services and probably the last time he will ever need to primp for an in-person job interview. The trim gave out quickly, and the office gig never materialized. Relegated to his accustomed skinflintery and ensconced in his at-home self-employment, Uvular decided hair cuts counted as expendable indulgences. Then his hair really grew out, and he kind of liked it Then … Continue reading The Day Thread Gets Into a Hairy Situation

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