Avocado Accent Thread XII

The rules are simple; I give you a block of speech to recite, you record it and share it here. To record it, head to Vocaroo, allow your mic to be used and then post the appropriate link on here. If you want to read your own text or just talk freely, go right ahead. Also, be respectful and though some banter between regulars is expected, we’re not here to make fun. That being said, here is the text! ” In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these … Continue reading Avocado Accent Thread XII

Accent Thread Part 11th!

Because we haven’t done one of these in a while, it’s time to record a bit of speech and marvel at how funny charming everyone else sounds. Vocaroo is the go-to for posting sound clips. Optional text! “Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet … Continue reading Accent Thread Part 11th!

Another Accent Thread

Let’s all make fun of listen to each other’s accents. To participate, just go to https://vocaroo.com, record yourself reading the following fable, and post it here: There was once a poor shepherd boy who used to watch his flocks in the fields next to a dark forest near the foot of a mountain. One hot afternoon, he thought up a good plan to get some company for himself and also have a little fun. Raising his fist in the air, he ran down to the village shouting “Wolf, wolf!” As soon as they heard him, the villagers all rushed from … Continue reading Another Accent Thread

Whatsa Matter, You No Talka with Your Accent No More

Welcome to the third iteration of the accent thread, for all of us Europeans to mock the homogeneity of the new world all of us Avocados to compare and contrast the peculiarities and idiosyncrasies of our voices and accents. To this end, just record yourself reading a chosen sample paragraph (listed below) on Vocaroo.com, and post it here! If you want to describe what you feel are the hallmarks of your accent, please feel free, and if you want to, you can try to become the first human being in recorded history to ever nail a Norn Irn accent without getting … Continue reading Whatsa Matter, You No Talka with Your Accent No More