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The January 8th Night Thread has something…

January 8, 2023January 6, 2023 The Internet's Cappadocius

In the final days of the Primordial War, a champion of light defeated a great being who had wrought such havoc upon Creation that all feared to say their name lest its attention be drawn to them. The champion stood … Continue reading The January 8th Night Thread has something…

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22 August 2022 Day Thread

August 22, 2022August 22, 2022 The Internet's Cappadocius

Ray Bradbury was born on this day in 1920. Ray was the author of classic novels Something Wicked This Way Comes and Fahrenheit 451. He was 18 years old when he was first published, and wrote something every day until … Continue reading 22 August 2022 Day Thread

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Avocado Night Thread (August 21, 2022)

August 20, 2022August 21, 2022 The Internet's Cappadocius

Have a great night, everyone! Continue reading Avocado Night Thread (August 21, 2022)

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The Junior Kaironaut Day Thread

April 2, 2022March 28, 2022 The Internet's Cappadocius

Greetings, Junior Kaironauts! As an eager young explorer of the time streams, you know that the Bureau of Panchronic Affairs has extensively catalogued and classified alternate timelines for nearly 50 years (as years are measured in Timeline Aleph-Echad), and you’ve … Continue reading The Junior Kaironaut Day Thread

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The Biggie Smalls Memorial Night Thread

March 9, 2022March 4, 2022 The Internet's Cappadocius

On March 9th, 1997 at 12:47 AM PST, Christopher Wallace, better known as the Notorious B.I.G. and also as Biggie Smalls, was shot four times at a stop light in Los Angeles. He was rushed to the hospital, but was … Continue reading The Biggie Smalls Memorial Night Thread

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Pi Day Thread

March 14, 2021March 14, 2021 The Internet's Cappadocius

Today is March 14th, the year 12,021 of the Human Era. In the USA, it’s Pi Day. Europe doesn’t get a Pi day because there’s no 14th month. Pi is an irrational number. Here are some digits of Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280 Continue reading Pi Day Thread

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The Feast Day of St. Adelaide of Vilich Thread

February 5, 2021January 29, 2021 The Internet's Cappadocius

Today is 5 February, year 12,021 of the Human Era. It is the Feast Day of St Adelaide of Vilich, a German abbess who was canonized in 1966. As a child, she was given to a convent of St. Ursula. … Continue reading The Feast Day of St. Adelaide of Vilich Thread

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For Unto You A Child Is Born Day Thread

September 14, 2020September 3, 2020 The Internet's Cappadocius

43 years ago today, at 2:01 PM EDT, in Steubenville, OH a child was born.  It was a Wednesday. This child. Right up there. And now you all have to put up with me. Shitpost with some extra surrealism today … Continue reading For Unto You A Child Is Born Day Thread

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The Second Month of Animal Crossing

April 12, 2020April 11, 2020 The Internet's Cappadocius

Hello Animal Crossing neighbors! We enter into the second month of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch today. The old thread was getting pretty full, so in the spirit of the OT and the PT, we’re migrating down … Continue reading The Second Month of Animal Crossing

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Alignment in D&D (theory and practice)

March 10, 2020March 27, 2020 The Internet's Cappadocius

Hi everyone, I threatened to do it, and @grampton_st_rumpterfrabble pushed me over the edge by talking about shaking up the OT hegemony by putting a lot of specialized discussions out there to get folks looking outside of the OT, so … Continue reading Alignment in D&D (theory and practice)

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The Goblin Night Thread (11 Dec 2019)

December 11, 2019December 12, 2019 The Internet's Cappadocius

GOOD EVENING, AVOCADOS. YOUR NIGHT THREAD HEADER IS BEHIND THE CUT.

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Howard Phillips Lovecraft Birth Day Thread

August 20, 2018August 19, 2018 The Internet's Cappadocius

On this day in 1890, at 9 AM, gifted author and terrible racist HP Lovecraft was born in Providence, Rhode Island. Mr. Lovecraft often affected the manner of a Georgian gentleman, and pretended to be a neurasthenic esthete, but he … Continue reading Howard Phillips Lovecraft Birth Day Thread

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Marvelcado Comics – Year One Title Announcements

May 30, 2018June 5, 2018 The Internet's Cappadocius

Good evening! After an exciting week-long draft, with more twists and turns than a telenovela, we have our year one Marvelcado Comics! Andy Tuttle‘s Spider-Man’s Tangled Web After the death of a close friend, May Parker decides to go on … Continue reading Marvelcado Comics – Year One Title Announcements

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Marvel Draft – Draft Thread

May 23, 2018June 5, 2018 The Internet's Cappadocius

Good evening, True Believers! This is the thread in which we will draft our teams and titles for Year One of our Marvel Universe. I am your Editor-in-Chief, The Internet’s Cappadocius, and I will be herding the cats that are … Continue reading Marvel Draft – Draft Thread

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Marvel Comics Draft – Recruitment Thread

May 22, 2018June 5, 2018 The Internet's Cappadocius

What is a Marvel Comics Draft? Back on RPG.net, we used to play a fun game where we would draft a team of superheroes, à la Fantasy Football, and then write a year-long series of their adventures. Sometimes folks would write a … Continue reading Marvel Comics Draft – Recruitment Thread

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The Tabletop RPG Thread Rolls 3d6 six times

April 24, 2018April 24, 2018 The Internet's Cappadocius

D&D divides all human ability into six stats – Strength, Constitution, Dexterity, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma.  Since it got there first, these six stats have defined how we think about innate abilities for over 40 years. Even though what those … Continue reading The Tabletop RPG Thread Rolls 3d6 six times

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The Tabletop Thread Ventures Into the Hollow Earth

April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 The Internet's Cappadocius

Good morning, tabletop RPG gamers! Welcome to the currently, but not likely permanently, weekly thread to discuss tabletop role-playing in all its forms and foibles. Feel free to discuss character ideas, funny anecdotes from your most recent session, commiserate over … Continue reading The Tabletop Thread Ventures Into the Hollow Earth

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The Tabletop RPG Thread Rolls a d12

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018 The Internet's Cappadocius

Effects of Long-term Exposure to the Avocado roll 1d12 1. Paranoiac hyper-vigilance: reduced sleep requirement/accelerated aging process, shifty eyes, constant perspiration 2. Rapid onset full-body hair loss 3. Total color blindness: visual acuity increased by several megapixels 4. Sallow, sickly … Continue reading The Tabletop RPG Thread Rolls a d12

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