I am quite aware that The Avocado generally supports Lifetime movies with their insanity compared to heartwarming Hallmark fare. However, in the continued attempt to make these NFL headers weirder and weirder, here’s the SECOND film collaboration between the NFL … Continue reading The Week 4 NFL Thread Acknowledges The Hallmark Christmas Cinematic Universe
It’s Week 3 of the NFL season and some of us already think the season is over for their rooting interest. It’s a long season for certain and things can/will improve, but that doesn’t mean some of us want to … Continue reading The Week 3 NFL Thread Brings Out The Chains
We did it. We made it to Week 2 of the NFL season. Last week featured spitting, fighting, straight up fraudulent play from supposed Super Bowl contenders, and also the Bears. But also your team sucks and is doomed. Sorry. … Continue reading The Week 2 NFL Thread Says Your Team Is Doomed
Welcome to yet another season of the National Football League! Last season I did a silly thread gimmick of quarterback numbers tied to corresponding weeks of the season, and clearly something different has to happen this year. But for now, … Continue reading The Week 1 NFL Thread Needs A Gimmick
It’s that time again. And let’s hope today isn’t quite as eventful as last year – seriously that was a rather emotional day considering the later events that happened. Any further discussion of last year’s events can go into the … Continue reading We Have A Dinosaur Sentai At Home: PT’s Yearly Super Sentai Birthday (Day) Thread (7/21)
We’ve made it to this year’s version of The Big Game, the final game of the NFL season. And between two teams loved by millions! *is whispered something in earpiece* In lieu of a topic theme this week, I was … Continue reading The Super Bowl LIX Thread Hopes Both Teams Have A Good Time Out There
Let’s be honest here. Did you forget there were two games today with all the nonsense that has happened in the NFL concerning coaching changes? You have the Bears making a good choice but ultimately likely botching it because…they are … Continue reading The NFL Conference Championship Thread Is Ignored Due To Coaching Drama
Your loyal topic creator/leader and Vikings fan would like to say that they are at peace with last week’s implosion, as much as Sam Darnold essentially caused his future earnings to shrink by at least half. It was either going … Continue reading The NFL Divisional Playoffs Thread Needs To Learn How To Use Photoshop
We have finally made it to the postseason, but most (actually none!) of the players who wear/wore #19 this season did not. And none of these players are particularly special regardless! So by default Brett Rypien, who just got waived … Continue reading The NFL Wild Card Weekend Thread Did Not Make The Playoffs
Welcome to the final week of the NFL regular season! If you haven’t picked it up from the previous 17 weeks this season, I am not a fan of Kirk Cousins. In fact, I am deeply amused how much of … Continue reading The Week 18 NFL Thread Does Not Endorse Pizza Ranch
A special message from the cast of Cranked-Up Sentai Boonboomger, in association and/or participation with the Japan Automobile Federation. Enjoy the last few hours of Christmas this year and have a great night thread beyond that! Continue reading The Christmas Night Thread (12/25) Has A Special Holiday Message
The Bills’ Josh Allen is the clear winner in this week’s NFL thread (and life in general, let’s be honest) when it comes to active quarterbacks wearing #17. But others who wear the numbers could be either a Josh or … Continue reading The Week 17 NFL Thread Is Over Both Joshs And Allens
Trevor Lawrence and Jared Goff are this week’s stars who wear this week’s number, and the other two folks who wear #16? Not sure you could pick them off the street. Want to take a guess who these people are? … Continue reading The Week 16 NFL Thread Didn’t Make Up Two Of These Guys, Honest
Week 15 provides us five active quarterbacks wearing #15, with one particular player in question providing the inspiration for the topic this week. So obviously the Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes is elite. All elite. The most possible elite. But has the … Continue reading The Week 15 NFL Thread Runs The Gamut Of Elite
There are only two active quarterbacks who wear #14, so please forgive me breaking the glass for a silly joke that may or may not upset Jets fans. Sorry, Jets fans. At least we have two interesting players wearing the … Continue reading The Week 14 NFL Thread Might Be Haunted
#13 is also a pretty limited number for quarterbacks, with Brock Purdy (above) sharing it with another fellow QB on the west coast, backup Rams quarterback Stetson Bennett. Three games on Thanksgiving, a ghastly looking game on Friday and some … Continue reading The Week 13 NFL Thread Is Ready For Turkey Day (And Sunday Leftovers)
I have generally made myself stick to active players when searching for/creating the weekly header image, and it just so happens that there is ONE (1) active quarterback in the NFL that wears #12. That would be Nick Mullens, currently … Continue reading The Week 12 NFL Thread Is The Loneliest Number
I was afraid that 11 would not be a number generally used by quarterbacks, but those who are wearing #11 this season actually provide a great narrative. Former starters turned journeymen, all have their stories. Some funnier than others. Some … Continue reading The Week 11 NFL Thread Takes A Journey
Truth be told, this was just a kernel of an idea I’ve always had for a day thread concerning the collect call wars. Alas, 10/10/2020 has long past. To make this football-related, here’s Terry Bradshaw and Doug Flutie promoting the … Continue reading The Week 10 NFL Thread Saves On Collect Calls
We are all about the number 9 this week, so why not bring up the Sega Dreamcast, famously launched in North America on September 9, 1999? SEGA’s NFL 2K series was the one series that realistically challenged EA’s Madden franchise … Continue reading The Week 9 NFL Thread Is Thinking
(with apologies to our loyal Jets fans here, though to be fair none of you actually like Rodgers) Continue reading The Week 8 NFL Thread Wants Your Soul
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