Welcome to yet another season of the National Football League! Last season I did a silly thread gimmick of quarterback numbers tied to corresponding weeks of the season, and clearly something different has to happen this year. But for now, as a way to both appear trendy and to laugh at the Dallas Cowboys, the topic image is rather appropriate.

So come all you fans of your teams. My Vikings fandom, Kappa’s Ravens, our 49ers contingent. The weirdo Eagles and Seahawks fans, not to mention fans of teams such as the Bengals, Bills and Broncos. The Giants fans are mourning the departure of Tommy Cutlets, while Patriots fans are nonplussed by his arrival.

…and of course, our beloved Jets faithful. Trust me when I say you are not forgotten. I hope the best for you this season. It has to be better than last season, right?

Enjoy the games this week!