Week 6 of the NFL season is here, after a rather wild week last time. As both a way to note the modern landscape of the NFL and society as a whole, not to mention the reason for the season, I give you this. We have officially spawned the mark of the beast via these NFL moments.

Carson Wentz has already this season started for his sixth team in six straight years, there’s everything to do with Mark Sanchez this past week (and look at his jersey number!) and….the Jets just started 0-6 for the first time since 2020. Wait a second.

*looks further into the 2020 Jets season*

Oh no! Let’s hope it stops at JUST 0-6.

Please talk about football in the comments below. Have fun, especially if your team is off this week and you don’t have to actually watch them!