Doctor: Well, I’m sorry. She’s gone.
George: What’s that?
Doctor: She expired.
George: Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
George: So, she’s dead?
Doctor: Let me ask you, had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.
George: Well, she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor: That’s probably what did it.
(The audience shifts awkwardly in their seats, waiting for a punchline that never comes.)
Queequeg has died. She was SUSAN ROSS.
emmelemm // Kitty Witless
Josephus // Signfeld.co.uk
Lamb // Lucille Bluth from the popular situation comedy Arrested Development
Marlowe // George Steinbrenner
Narrowstrife // “Madman” from the popular situation comedy Madman of the People
Ralph // Kenneth the Page from the popular situation comedy 30 Rock
Sic // Joey Tribbiani from the popular situation comedy Friends
Side Character // Bart Simpson from the popular album Simpsons Sing the Blues
Wins the game when the wolves and independent roles are sent to Del Boca Vista (the graveyard).
SUSAN ROSS – George and Susan share a Discord chat channel. The first time either George or Susan is killed, only Susan dies.
COSMO KRAMER – Can drop a giant ball of oil on someone (1-shot Vigilante). If Kramer is blocked, the shot is not spent.
6 YADDA YADDA YADDA – Vanilla Town
Wins the game when there are no independent roles and the number of wolf players equals the number of Town players.
TIM WHATLEY – Serial Killer. Wins the game when all anti-dentites (other players) are dead.
-You cannot edit any of your posts. The mod will know!
-Wolf and SK night kill actions are mandatory. Vig kills are optional.
-A tie vote at Twilight results in RNG amongst the tied players.
-Participation: You must make a minimum of three posts per day to avoid being replaced.
-Be nice: Attack arguments, not people.
-Night Action Order of Operations: Blocking > jailing > investigation > SK kill > optional Vig kill > Wolf kill.
Twilight is at 1pm PST/2pm MST/3pm CST/4pm EST) on Friday, July 1.