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Kramer becomes preoccupied with storing his blood. Elaine becomes preoccupied with being a great babysitter. George becomes preoccupied with combining food and sex. Jerry becomes preoccupied with losing weight. Written by: Dan O’KeefeDirected by: Andy Ackerman I’ll give that this … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Four, “The Blood”
Jerry’s girlfriend convinces him to start showing his emotions more. Frank Costanza starts a computer business and hires both George and Lloyd Braun as his salesmen, putting them against each other. Elaine discovers she has Shiksa Appeal. Kramer installs a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Three, “The Serenity Now
Jerry makes up a voice for his girlfriend’s stomach and turns it into a running gag. Elaine gets into an on-again-off-again relationship with Puddy. George gets into a standoff with his work over the fake handicapped situation. Kramer hires an … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Two, “The Voice”
Kramer starts shaving with butter. Jerry realises Kenny Bania is swimming in his wake. George’s new coworkers believe he’s physically disabled. Elaine and Puddy go through a cycle of breaking up and getting back together on a long flight. Written … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode One, “The Butter Shave”
Jerry dates a woman who lives with a man, then schemes with George to do half the work each of a relationship with her. Elaine gets into conflict with a woman at work and is exasperated at every man reducing … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twenty-Two, “The Summer of George”
Kramer discovers Peterman is using his life stories and decides to exploit it. Jerry accidentally shaves his chest. Elaine goes into business with her old boss, Mr Lipman, and they sell Muffin tops together. George steals a man’s clothes and … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twenty-One, “The Muffin Tops”
Jerry discovers his new girlfriend has put him on her speed-dial, setting in motion a conflict with her stepmother. Elaine feuds with a local shop after the saleswoman was rude to her. Kramer and Newman fight over who gets to … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twenty, “The Millenium”
George dates a woman who tends to skip over parts of a story with the phrase ‘yada yada’. Jerry becomes convinced Tim Whately converted to Judaism purely to make offensive jokes. Elaine accidentally messes up his friend’s chance to adopt … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Nineteen, “The Yada Yada”
George schemes to take naps at work. Elaine’s boyfriend buys her an ergonomic mattress. Kramer begins swimming in the East River. Jerry hires an indecisive handyman. Written by: Gregg Kavet & Andy RobinDirected by: Andy Ackerman The episode’s plots end … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Eighteen, “The Nap”
Elaine hates a movie and finds it ruins her relationships. George becomes obsessed when a woman mistakes him for her boyfriend Neil. Jerry, to his exasperation, gets into a rivalry with an old man. Kramer hires some Cubans to make … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Seventeen, “The English Patient”
Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriend’s toothbrush in the toilet and fails to prevent her from using it, causing chaos in their relationship. George accidentally drops his keys in a pothole and it gets filled up. Elaine struggles to order food … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Sixteen, “The Pothole”
Elaine is mistakenly referred to as ‘Susie’, leading to massive misunderstandings. Mikey has become a bookie, and Kramer pulls Jerry into gambling. George wants to take his girlfriend to the Yankee ball, but she ‘wants to talk’, and fearing breakup, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Fifteen, “The Susie”
George must choose a student to receive a scholarship from the Susan Ross Foundation, and settles on a boy who reminds him of himself. Kramer falls in trouble with a gang called the Van Buren Boys. Jerry is in love … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Fourteen, “The Van Buren Boys”
George gets zinged at work and constructs a situation where he can zing the guy back. Elaine has a whirlwind romance with a video store clerk based on his movie recommendations. Jerry buys a tennis racket from a guy who, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Thirteen, “The Comeback”
Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac he bought them, so he schemes to get it back. George realises his parents must have a lot of money, so he tries to figure out how healthy they are, only to convince them to … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twelve, “The Money”
Kramer buys a chicken and names it ‘Little Jerry’, only to realise it’s a rooster, so he enters it in a cockfight. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head and convinces him to grow it out, only for them to discover he’s going bald. George dates a woman in prison. Jerry’s cheque bounces at the grocery store and he fights to have his reputation restored. Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Eleven, “The Little Jerry”
George must compete for an apartment with a man who was on the Andrea Doria when it sank. Jerry helps Newman with his mail route to help him get a cushy job in Hawaii. Elaine dates a bad breaker-upper. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Ten, “The Andrea Doria”
George must abstain from sex, which leads to him becoming smarter. Elaine tries to do the same thing to help her wannabe-doctor boyfriend, which leads to her becoming dumber. Jerry keeps getting bumped by his old school every time he … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Nine, “The Abstinence”
A Kenny Rogers Chicken joint opens up across the street from Kramer’s apartment, filling his place with red light and making it impossible for him to sleep or see properly, so he trades apartments with Jerry, causing them to swap … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Eight, “The Chicken Roaster”
Elaine’s boyfriend is obsessed with “Desperado”. Jerry claims he invented the umbrella twirl. Kramer befriends Japanese tourists. George hires a cultish carpet cleaner and is upset when they don’t try to recruit him. Jerry is getting cheques from a Japanese … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Seven, “The Checks”
Jerry dates a woman with a mentor, and through a convoluted series of events, becomes Kenny Bania’s mentor. Elaine wants to fire an incompetent employee, but is so intimidated by his military Fatigues and unpleasant demeanour that she promotes him. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Six, “The Fatigues”
