Elaine hates a movie and finds it ruins her relationships. George becomes obsessed when a woman mistakes him for her boyfriend Neil. Jerry, to his exasperation, gets into a rivalry with an old man. Kramer hires some Cubans to make … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Seventeen, “The English Patient”
Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriend’s toothbrush in the toilet and fails to prevent her from using it, causing chaos in their relationship. George accidentally drops his keys in a pothole and it gets filled up. Elaine struggles to order food … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Sixteen, “The Pothole”
Elaine is mistakenly referred to as ‘Susie’, leading to massive misunderstandings. Mikey has become a bookie, and Kramer pulls Jerry into gambling. George wants to take his girlfriend to the Yankee ball, but she ‘wants to talk’, and fearing breakup, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Fifteen, “The Susie”
George must choose a student to receive a scholarship from the Susan Ross Foundation, and settles on a boy who reminds him of himself. Kramer falls in trouble with a gang called the Van Buren Boys. Jerry is in love … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Fourteen, “The Van Buren Boys”
George gets zinged at work and constructs a situation where he can zing the guy back. Elaine has a whirlwind romance with a video store clerk based on his movie recommendations. Jerry buys a tennis racket from a guy who, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Thirteen, “The Comeback”
Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac he bought them, so he schemes to get it back. George realises his parents must have a lot of money, so he tries to figure out how healthy they are, only to convince them to … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twelve, “The Money”
Kramer buys a chicken and names it ‘Little Jerry’, only to realise it’s a rooster, so he enters it in a cockfight. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head and convinces him to grow it out, only for them to discover he’s going bald. George dates a woman in prison. Jerry’s cheque bounces at the grocery store and he fights to have his reputation restored. Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Eleven, “The Little Jerry”
George must compete for an apartment with a man who was on the Andrea Doria when it sank. Jerry helps Newman with his mail route to help him get a cushy job in Hawaii. Elaine dates a bad breaker-upper. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Ten, “The Andrea Doria”
George must abstain from sex, which leads to him becoming smarter. Elaine tries to do the same thing to help her wannabe-doctor boyfriend, which leads to her becoming dumber. Jerry keeps getting bumped by his old school every time he … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Nine, “The Abstinence”
A Kenny Rogers Chicken joint opens up across the street from Kramer’s apartment, filling his place with red light and making it impossible for him to sleep or see properly, so he trades apartments with Jerry, causing them to swap … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Eight, “The Chicken Roaster”
Elaine’s boyfriend is obsessed with “Desperado”. Jerry claims he invented the umbrella twirl. Kramer befriends Japanese tourists. George hires a cultish carpet cleaner and is upset when they don’t try to recruit him. Jerry is getting cheques from a Japanese … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Seven, “The Checks”
Jerry dates a woman with a mentor, and through a convoluted series of events, becomes Kenny Bania’s mentor. Elaine wants to fire an incompetent employee, but is so intimidated by his military Fatigues and unpleasant demeanour that she promotes him. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Six, “The Fatigues”
Elaine discovers she’s labelled a ‘difficult patient’ by doctors. Kramer attempts to get Jerry a refund for his old stereo through mail fraud. George attempts to flirt with a woman working at a one hour photo shop through his camera … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Five, “The Package”
George discovers Elaine is a bad dancer, and it ruins her reputation at the office without her knowing. Elaine accidentally convinces a woman that George is a bad boy, which he immediately tries to take advantage of. Kramer pulls Jerry … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Four, “The Little Kicks”
Elaine decides to be friends with Kevin, only to discover he and his friends are bizarro reverse versions of Jerry, George, and Kramer. Jerry discovers his new girlfriend has large hands. George uses a picture of Jerry’s girlfriend as a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Three, “The Bizarro Jerry”
Kramer falls for Jerry’s girlfriend. Elaine becomes attracted to a man after he declares he doesn’t want kids. George believes members of the board are talking about him when he’s not in the room, so he keeps a tape recorder … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Two, “The Soulmate”
George is initially ecstatic to be a free bachelor after the mourning period, only for Susan’s parents to give him a spot on the board of directors of a foundation dedicated to her memory. J Peterman flees the country, leaving … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode One, “The Foundation”
George tries one last scheme to end the wedding. Elaine discovers she won’t be doing anything for the wedding. Jerry falls in love with a woman exactly like himself. Kramer tries to take advantage of a deal with the bank. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two, “The Invitations”
George accidentally breaks up a couple, driving him to guilt and Jerry and Elaine to attempt to swoop in on the both of them. Kramer helps Mickey with his audition into the Actor’s Studio, but is sabotaged by his new, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twenty-One, “The Wait Out”
Elaine buys golf clubs for J Peterman, only for them to be accidentally stolen by Jerry’s mechanic, who has stolen his car in a rage. George receives instructions for a project, but doesn’t hear them, and has to bluff his … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episodes Twenty and Twenty-One, “The Bottle Deposit”
Jerry dates a woman who gets him whatever he wants. George accidentally gets his boss hooked on calzones. Elaine dates a man who strenuously denies he’s dating her. Kramer becomes obsessed with baking his clothing before he wears it. Written … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Nineteen, “The Calzone”
