Elaine becomes annoyed with an inscrutable New Yorker cartoon, which leads her to get a job as a cartoonist. George dates a woman that looks like Jerry. Jerry runs into Sally Weaver and insults her, which leads her to start … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Thirteen, “The Cartoon”
Kramer and Newman decide to install reverse peepholes into their doors. Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine all pitch in to get their friend Joe Mayo a massage chair. George and Jerry debate the merits of wallets. Elaine is displeased when … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Twelve, “The Reverse Peephole”
Jerry buys a new car from Puddy at a dealership. George gets into a fight with a mechanic over a Twix bar. Elaine and Jerry become frustrated with Puddy’s obsession with high-fives. Kramer and a salesman go on a road … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Eleven, “The Dealership”
Kramer discovers the strike at his workplace is over. Elaine accidentally gives away her sub stamp card when she gives away a fake number to an annoying guy at a party, and yes, I know that’s a nonsensical description out … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Ten, “The Strike”
An old friend of the group is going through AA and is apologising to people for past misdeeds; George expects an apology and is outraged not to get one. Elaine’s coworker offends her by seeming sensitive to her germs. Jerry’s … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Nine, “The Apology”
Elaine is invited to Sue Ellen’s wedding in India, and complications ensue because she once slept with the groom. Jerry sleeps with a woman George was hoping to sleep with because of one awkward pause in the conversation. Kramer’s friend … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Eight, “The Betrayal”
George tries editing a photo to hide his history with his new boss. Jerry dates a doctor who brags about saving lives, and he becomes offended when he discovers she’s a dermatologist. Elaine’s neighbour goes on holiday but forgets to … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Seven, “The Slicer”
Kramer discovers the set to The Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster and puts on his own show. Jerry discovers his girlfriend has an old toy collection and drugs her so he can play with it. George accidentally runs over … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Six, “The Merv Griffin Show”
Jerry receives a van as a gift from an unstable friend and must work out how to get rid of it without hurting his feelings. Elaine dumps Puddy for a man who turns out to be a TV mascot. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Five, “The Junk Mail”
Kramer becomes preoccupied with storing his blood. Elaine becomes preoccupied with being a great babysitter. George becomes preoccupied with combining food and sex. Jerry becomes preoccupied with losing weight. Written by: Dan O’KeefeDirected by: Andy Ackerman I’ll give that this … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Four, “The Blood”
Jerry’s girlfriend convinces him to start showing his emotions more. Frank Costanza starts a computer business and hires both George and Lloyd Braun as his salesmen, putting them against each other. Elaine discovers she has Shiksa Appeal. Kramer installs a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Three, “The Serenity Now
Jerry makes up a voice for his girlfriend’s stomach and turns it into a running gag. Elaine gets into an on-again-off-again relationship with Puddy. George gets into a standoff with his work over the fake handicapped situation. Kramer hires an … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode Two, “The Voice”
Kramer starts shaving with butter. Jerry realises Kenny Bania is swimming in his wake. George’s new coworkers believe he’s physically disabled. Elaine and Puddy go through a cycle of breaking up and getting back together on a long flight. Written … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Nine, Episode One, “The Butter Shave”
Jerry dates a woman who lives with a man, then schemes with George to do half the work each of a relationship with her. Elaine gets into conflict with a woman at work and is exasperated at every man reducing … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twenty-Two, “The Summer of George”
Kramer discovers Peterman is using his life stories and decides to exploit it. Jerry accidentally shaves his chest. Elaine goes into business with her old boss, Mr Lipman, and they sell Muffin tops together. George steals a man’s clothes and … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twenty-One, “The Muffin Tops”
Jerry discovers his new girlfriend has put him on her speed-dial, setting in motion a conflict with her stepmother. Elaine feuds with a local shop after the saleswoman was rude to her. Kramer and Newman fight over who gets to … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Twenty, “The Millenium”
George dates a woman who tends to skip over parts of a story with the phrase ‘yada yada’. Jerry becomes convinced Tim Whately converted to Judaism purely to make offensive jokes. Elaine accidentally messes up his friend’s chance to adopt … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Nineteen, “The Yada Yada”
George schemes to take naps at work. Elaine’s boyfriend buys her an ergonomic mattress. Kramer begins swimming in the East River. Jerry hires an indecisive handyman. Written by: Gregg Kavet & Andy RobinDirected by: Andy Ackerman The episode’s plots end … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Eighteen, “The Nap”
Elaine hates a movie and finds it ruins her relationships. George becomes obsessed when a woman mistakes him for her boyfriend Neil. Jerry, to his exasperation, gets into a rivalry with an old man. Kramer hires some Cubans to make … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Seventeen, “The English Patient”
Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriend’s toothbrush in the toilet and fails to prevent her from using it, causing chaos in their relationship. George accidentally drops his keys in a pothole and it gets filled up. Elaine struggles to order food … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Sixteen, “The Pothole”
Elaine is mistakenly referred to as ‘Susie’, leading to massive misunderstandings. Mikey has become a bookie, and Kramer pulls Jerry into gambling. George wants to take his girlfriend to the Yankee ball, but she ‘wants to talk’, and fearing breakup, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Fifteen, “The Susie”
