George tries one last scheme to end the wedding. Elaine discovers she won’t be doing anything for the wedding. Jerry falls in love with a woman exactly like himself. Kramer tries to take advantage of a deal with the bank. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two, “The Invitations”

George accidentally breaks up a couple, driving him to guilt and Jerry and Elaine to attempt to swoop in on the both of them. Kramer helps Mickey with his audition into the Actor’s Studio, but is sabotaged by his new, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twenty-One, “The Wait Out”

Elaine buys golf clubs for J Peterman, only for them to be accidentally stolen by Jerry’s mechanic, who has stolen his car in a rage. George receives instructions for a project, but doesn’t hear them, and has to bluff his … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episodes Twenty and Twenty-One, “The Bottle Deposit”

Jerry dates a woman who gets him whatever he wants. George accidentally gets his boss hooked on calzones. Elaine dates a man who strenuously denies he’s dating her. Kramer becomes obsessed with baking his clothing before he wears it. Written … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Nineteen, “The Calzone”

Jerry attempts to maneuver his way out of buying a jacket by pulling in Elaine to lie for him, only for her to spark a relationship with the salesman. Susan’s friend, a wig master for a local theatre production, is … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Eighteen, “The Wig Master”

George tries to fix up Jerry with Susan’s best friend so they can continue to hang out all the time after they get married, only for Jerry to look a fool in front of her by losing the member’s jacket … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Seventeen, “The Friar’s Club”

George discovers Susan owns a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Kramer enjoys Frank’s new billiards room, despite it being too small to play billiards. Jerry is exasperated when Susan’s friend gets him to deliver a package to her, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Sixteen, “The Doll”

Jerry, Kramer, and Newman’s building has new low-flow showerheads installed, and none of them are satisfied with this. Jerry’s parents are staying in New York while waiting for the embarrassment from the previous episode to blow over, and Jerry schemes … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Sixteen, “The Shower Head”

Jerry comes into a bit of money and buys his dad a Cadillac, only for it to cause chaos in Morty’s personal life. George discovers Elaine’s friend is friends with Marisa Tomei, and that he is exactly her type, driving … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Fourteen & Fifteen, “The Cadillac, Part I and II”

Elaine buys a bike she always wanted, only to hurt her neck in the process; Kramer gives her help in exchange for the bike, causing a rift that can only be healed by Newman. Meanwhile, Kramer decides to keep a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Thirteen, “The Seven”

George has left his car in the Yankee Stadium parking lot, leading his bosses to believe he’s working long days; his attempt to take advantage of this situation leads them to believe he’s dead. Elaine tries to hint to a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twelve, “The Caddy”

Elaine is dating a sax player who won’t go down on her, and she’s worried about pushing too hard on the relationship. George’s parents meet Elaine’s parents, and in the process, cause a faux pas over a marble rye that … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Eleven, “The Rye”

Kramer pledges to do a charity walk for AIDS. In the process, Jerry picks up a woman’s phone number off a donor’s list, only to find she is incredibly nice and selfless. Elaine discovers her preferred birth control is going … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Nine, “The Sponge”

Jerry is annoyed when a pool guy at his gym tries to become his friend. Elaine decides to befriend Susan, to George’s horror. Kramer gets a new number, only to accidentally get calls for the Moviephone service. Written by: David … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Eight, “The Pool Guy”

Susan gets annoyed when George won’t tell her his ATM code. J Peterman invites Elaine out to dinner; she invites Jerry and George, only to ditch them because she becomes obsessed with an unpleasant man who never remembers her. Jerry … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Seven, “The Secret Code”

Jerry and George become obsessed with a chef known as the Soup Nazi, who makes amazing soup but requires his customers to obey very strict rules. Elaine immediately hates the Soup Nazi, only to become entangled with him when Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Six, “The Soup Nazi”

Elaine is hosting a man from Trinidad and Tobago who is entering a race for the first time since missing the Olympics due to oversleeping, and Jerry quickly becomes sceptical of her ability to wake him up in time. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Five, “The Hot Tub”

Elaine ends up in a relationship with a wake-up call guy. She introduces Jerry to her cousin, whose meat-heavy diet makes him uncomfortable; in the process of hiding the meat she feeds him, he ends up stealing her napkins. Meanwhile, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Four, “The Wink”

Kramer enlists lawyer Jackie Chiles to sue over his coffee burn; in the process, he borrows balm from his friend the Maestro, inadvertently curing it and risking the end of the lawsuit. Jerry becomes extremely exasperated with the Maestro, particularly … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Three, “The Maestro”

George panics about his oncoming wedding to Susan and tries to convince her to postpone it to Spring; after initially failing, he finds crying convinces her. Elaine tells a rabbi friend about her anxieties over George getting married, and he … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Two, “The Postponement”