George must abstain from sex, which leads to him becoming smarter. Elaine tries to do the same thing to help her wannabe-doctor boyfriend, which leads to her becoming dumber. Jerry keeps getting bumped by his old school every time he … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Nine, “The Abstinence”
A Kenny Rogers Chicken joint opens up across the street from Kramer’s apartment, filling his place with red light and making it impossible for him to sleep or see properly, so he trades apartments with Jerry, causing them to swap … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Eight, “The Chicken Roaster”
Elaine’s boyfriend is obsessed with “Desperado”. Jerry claims he invented the umbrella twirl. Kramer befriends Japanese tourists. George hires a cultish carpet cleaner and is upset when they don’t try to recruit him. Jerry is getting cheques from a Japanese … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Seven, “The Checks”
Jerry dates a woman with a mentor, and through a convoluted series of events, becomes Kenny Bania’s mentor. Elaine wants to fire an incompetent employee, but is so intimidated by his military Fatigues and unpleasant demeanour that she promotes him. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Six, “The Fatigues”
Elaine discovers she’s labelled a ‘difficult patient’ by doctors. Kramer attempts to get Jerry a refund for his old stereo through mail fraud. George attempts to flirt with a woman working at a one hour photo shop through his camera … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Five, “The Package”
George discovers Elaine is a bad dancer, and it ruins her reputation at the office without her knowing. Elaine accidentally convinces a woman that George is a bad boy, which he immediately tries to take advantage of. Kramer pulls Jerry … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Four, “The Little Kicks”
Elaine decides to be friends with Kevin, only to discover he and his friends are bizarro reverse versions of Jerry, George, and Kramer. Jerry discovers his new girlfriend has large hands. George uses a picture of Jerry’s girlfriend as a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Three, “The Bizarro Jerry”
Kramer falls for Jerry’s girlfriend. Elaine becomes attracted to a man after he declares he doesn’t want kids. George believes members of the board are talking about him when he’s not in the room, so he keeps a tape recorder … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode Two, “The Soulmate”
George is initially ecstatic to be a free bachelor after the mourning period, only for Susan’s parents to give him a spot on the board of directors of a foundation dedicated to her memory. J Peterman flees the country, leaving … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Eight, Episode One, “The Foundation”
George tries one last scheme to end the wedding. Elaine discovers she won’t be doing anything for the wedding. Jerry falls in love with a woman exactly like himself. Kramer tries to take advantage of a deal with the bank. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two, “The Invitations”
George accidentally breaks up a couple, driving him to guilt and Jerry and Elaine to attempt to swoop in on the both of them. Kramer helps Mickey with his audition into the Actor’s Studio, but is sabotaged by his new, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twenty-One, “The Wait Out”
Elaine buys golf clubs for J Peterman, only for them to be accidentally stolen by Jerry’s mechanic, who has stolen his car in a rage. George receives instructions for a project, but doesn’t hear them, and has to bluff his … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episodes Twenty and Twenty-One, “The Bottle Deposit”
Jerry dates a woman who gets him whatever he wants. George accidentally gets his boss hooked on calzones. Elaine dates a man who strenuously denies he’s dating her. Kramer becomes obsessed with baking his clothing before he wears it. Written … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Nineteen, “The Calzone”
Jerry attempts to maneuver his way out of buying a jacket by pulling in Elaine to lie for him, only for her to spark a relationship with the salesman. Susan’s friend, a wig master for a local theatre production, is … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Eighteen, “The Wig Master”
George tries to fix up Jerry with Susan’s best friend so they can continue to hang out all the time after they get married, only for Jerry to look a fool in front of her by losing the member’s jacket … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Seventeen, “The Friar’s Club”
George discovers Susan owns a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Kramer enjoys Frank’s new billiards room, despite it being too small to play billiards. Jerry is exasperated when Susan’s friend gets him to deliver a package to her, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Sixteen, “The Doll”
Jerry, Kramer, and Newman’s building has new low-flow showerheads installed, and none of them are satisfied with this. Jerry’s parents are staying in New York while waiting for the embarrassment from the previous episode to blow over, and Jerry schemes … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Sixteen, “The Shower Head”
Jerry comes into a bit of money and buys his dad a Cadillac, only for it to cause chaos in Morty’s personal life. George discovers Elaine’s friend is friends with Marisa Tomei, and that he is exactly her type, driving … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Fourteen & Fifteen, “The Cadillac, Part I and II”
Elaine buys a bike she always wanted, only to hurt her neck in the process; Kramer gives her help in exchange for the bike, causing a rift that can only be healed by Newman. Meanwhile, Kramer decides to keep a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Thirteen, “The Seven”
George has left his car in the Yankee Stadium parking lot, leading his bosses to believe he’s working long days; his attempt to take advantage of this situation leads them to believe he’s dead. Elaine tries to hint to a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twelve, “The Caddy”
Elaine is dating a sax player who won’t go down on her, and she’s worried about pushing too hard on the relationship. George’s parents meet Elaine’s parents, and in the process, cause a faux pas over a marble rye that … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Eleven, “The Rye”
