Original writings by creative Avocados
This is part three in an ongoing series of short fiction. Part one can be found here, and part two can be found here. About midway to the car, when we were still in the hallway of my apartment building, Lindon paused. … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part III-D
By Lorelei E. D. Underforth, with oversight by M_____ CHAPTER THE SECOND: THE DREADFUL MODERN METHOD Containing within many state capitols of absolutely no importance (My dear readers, you may direct your electro-telegraphs to these coordinates to read an account … Continue reading The Black Mosquito: Chapter Two
INDEFATIGABLE! or THE ASTOUNDING BIRTH, IMPRESSIVE CAREER, SHOCKING DEATH, AND AMAZING TURNING-OUT-TO-HAVE-BEEN-ALIVE-THE-WHOLE-TIMEFULNESS of the LEGENDARY ADVENTURER known only as THE BLACK MOSQUITO, who is both THE GREATEST THIEF OF ALL TIME and also a STAGGERINGLY BEAUTIFUL LADY and is also … Continue reading The Black Mosquito
Coarse, oily black hair untamed by any comb topped Harvey’s head. Horn-rimmed frames with window-glass lenses obscured his eyes. Three rolls of flesh nestled around his huge cheeks, and his five foot nine inch frame barely squeezed into his XXXL … Continue reading Check And Mate
This is part two in an ongoing series of short fiction. Part one can be found here. A chill met my cheek as I awoke to the sensation of a dozen screws twisting in my skull. The contents inside my … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part II Can Do, But Deader Is Better
Jesse’s phone beeped in the middle of Chapter 15, right at the most exciting and difficult part, of course. He stopped typing, scribbled a quick note on the pad beside the typewriter, and grabbed the phone. Chet. He broke into … Continue reading Seventeen Seconds
Author’s Note: Inspired by an AV Club Newswire regarding possible relaunch of terrible sitcom Full House. So that tells you how long ago I wrote this. We open on the interior of home in San Francisco. Everything is clean, pristine, pure yet there’s … Continue reading Spec Sitcom Script of the Damned
(By The Hayes Code. Originally published in FLABBERGASTING TALES OF SHOCK ENGINEERING, Vol. 2, no. 8, April, 1951) Continue reading Moonputer!
The pygmy loxodonta cyclotis, better known as the weenie African forest elephant, is in need of your help today. The weenie African forest elephants are known for their large ears, short legs, and propensity to get drunk off of the … Continue reading Adopt An Elephant
This is part one in an ongoing series of short fiction. Let it be known that this is a tale of most grievous madness, horror, and cruelty to the human mind and heart. A love story most tragic and unsettling, as … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part I
