Original writings by creative Avocados
It’s about time for me to add the next collection of comics I’ve written for you folks. The first collection was up to 32. Well, I’ve doubled that and we’re at (counts fingers) more than that now. If you want … Continue reading Gougagna’s Next Batch ‘o Comics
This is part five in an ongoing series. Click here to read previous entries. I had initiated contact with Harold and then he reciprocated. That’s how communication works. You establish contact in hopes that a dyadic conversation begins. Except … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass Part V: That Isn’t Really Jason
This is a serialized series; please click here to read previous entries. In a matter of a few minutes, the Sliders were devoured. The case sat empty, greasy splotches stained the cardboard. Our frenzied feast finished, we sat full and fat, … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part IV, Citizens on Patrol
I started this as a lark, to play off all the other silly comics that we post throughout the day. For whatever reason, I’ve become attached to it and it’s now a real comic, created for and inspired by you … Continue reading Gougagna’s Comics 32nd Edition Spectacular!
This is part three in an ongoing series of short fiction. Part one can be found here, and part two can be found here. About midway to the car, when we were still in the hallway of my apartment building, Lindon paused. … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part III-D
By Lorelei E. D. Underforth, with oversight by M_____ CHAPTER THE SECOND: THE DREADFUL MODERN METHOD Containing within many state capitols of absolutely no importance (My dear readers, you may direct your electro-telegraphs to these coordinates to read an account … Continue reading The Black Mosquito: Chapter Two
Another high-rise. Another silhouette in the city. Continue reading “Construction”
INDEFATIGABLE! or THE ASTOUNDING BIRTH, IMPRESSIVE CAREER, SHOCKING DEATH, AND AMAZING TURNING-OUT-TO-HAVE-BEEN-ALIVE-THE-WHOLE-TIMEFULNESS of the LEGENDARY ADVENTURER known only as THE BLACK MOSQUITO, who is both THE GREATEST THIEF OF ALL TIME and also a STAGGERINGLY BEAUTIFUL LADY and is also … Continue reading The Black Mosquito
Coarse, oily black hair untamed by any comb topped Harvey’s head. Horn-rimmed frames with window-glass lenses obscured his eyes. Three rolls of flesh nestled around his huge cheeks, and his five foot nine inch frame barely squeezed into his XXXL … Continue reading Check And Mate
This is part two in an ongoing series of short fiction. Part one can be found here. A chill met my cheek as I awoke to the sensation of a dozen screws twisting in my skull. The contents inside my … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part II Can Do, But Deader Is Better
Author’s Note: this is an excerpt from a sci-fi novel I’ve been chipping away at for a while. Aiden was inside one of the hangars underneath the inbound runway and minutes on foot from the undisclosed vessel when the last … Continue reading Aiden-James, Vectonaut
Jesse’s phone beeped in the middle of Chapter 15, right at the most exciting and difficult part, of course. He stopped typing, scribbled a quick note on the pad beside the typewriter, and grabbed the phone. Chet. He broke into … Continue reading Seventeen Seconds
