Spring 15 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. Today is the first day of Salmonberry season. You know this because of the note … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 4)
Spring 14 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. It’s Haley’s birthday today. The Statue of Fortune vomits out a pink cake. Inside the … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 3)
Spring 13 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. It was a quiet night. You are relieved that there are no desecrated Junimo corpses … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 2)
Spring 12 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. A knife pins a sheet of paper to your door. It reads “Egg. Tomorrow.” in … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 1)
3 weeks earlier: Bawk and Bwok, having accomplished their primary goal on this earth, ascended. They rose higher than any of their chicken ancestors dared dream and met with their Chicken Deity, the Big Hen in the Sky, the Celestial … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Sign-Up)
Night fell upon the corporate retreat slash speed-dating camp slash mixer slash convention. One figure rose, and then so did another. The second opened to door to Jim Steinman’s room. He was sleeping like a baby, whispering “like a bat … Continue reading WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Black Pill (Day 5)
Night fell once more, and the thrill of the roulette began to dissipate. Willow Park hummed a song from Hercules to herself as she looked up memes in her room. A knock came at the door. If it was that … Continue reading WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Black Pill (Day 4)
Night descended upon the compound, and so did murderous intent. The phone operator worked diligently throughout the night, as usual, providing a valuable service to lonely singles. Midnight was the most profitable hour on most days, which made it especially … Continue reading WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Black Pill (Day 3)
After Taylor Swift’s dramatic and noble sacrifice, the group headed to bed after washing their CutCo Brand Kitchen Knives. Darkness descended upon the corporate retreat slash speed-dating camp slash mixer slash convention, but not all attendees went to sleep. One … Continue reading WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Black Pill (Day 2)
It’s February, so you know what that means: Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and we need to ramp up our efforts to get these kiddos into couples! But wait! What’s this grumbling in the distance? Someone… someone hates … Continue reading WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Red Pill (Day 1)
Welcome back to Oops! All Cupids Werewolf, the game where every Wolf is also a Cupid?? This year, the Cupids have had a change of heart. They’re now on the side of Town, because a new threat is here: The … Continue reading WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Red Pill (Sign-Ups)
Pina was busy rehearsing for the winter production of Romeo and Juliet. Sure, he loved being in the spotlight, but he hated the subject. Romantic love isn’t real. All that flirting? It was just an act to get ahead. The … Continue reading WW 166: Oops! All Cupids (Day 6)
Hirotaka frowned as his apartment fell into darkness. He was almost done clearing the last boss and then this had to happen. With a sigh, he leaves the couch and pulls out his phone to use as a flashlight. Where … Continue reading WW 166: Oops! All Cupids (Day 5)
What is love? Susan had been singing the line over and over again to herself over the last few days. She never really expected that someone near her would hate the question so much. So much that as she rounded … Continue reading WW 166: Oops! All Cupids (Day 4)
Alone in his hotel dressing room, a young crocodile tries on his Halloween costume. He puts on the wings, the circlet, and the little quiver of heart-tipped arrows. “I’m so excited to show this off at the Halloween party at … Continue reading WW 166: Oops! All Cupids (Day 3)
Music wafts through the air accompanied by a sonorous, romantic voice. I wanna know what love isI want you to show m– You hear a crash and a scream. Following the sound, you turn to see a dented boom box … Continue reading WW 166: Oops! All Cupids (Day 2)
Welcome to Oops! All Cupids Werewolf, the game where every Wolf is also a Cupid! It sure looks like a warm start of the holiday season. What do you mean it’s only October? Yes, of course Halloween counts. Love is … Continue reading WW 166: Oops! All Cupids (Day 1)
Welcome to Oops! All Cupids Werewolf, the game where every Wolf is also a Cupid?? You might be asking yourself, “Jam, what the hecc?” And you’re right! This entire concept is the reaction to the fact that it’s really stressful … Continue reading WW 166: Oops! All Cupids (Sign-Up)
