Dumbledore Will Stay in the Closet in Fantastic Beasts 2
It’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” for the beloved Harry Potter character. Continue reading Dumbledore Will Stay in the Closet in Fantastic Beasts 2
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PETA Gets its Priorities Straight by Asking for Vegan Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant…Vegan Turtles? Continue reading PETA Gets its Priorities Straight by Asking for Vegan Ninja Turtles
Elastigirl Will be the Star of The Incredibles 2
Also, one of the new characters who have been revealed is almost certainly going to be the villain… Continue reading Elastigirl Will be the Star of The Incredibles 2
That Enchanted Sequel You Read About Years Ago is Still Happening
It’s hard to think of many movies that are more all-around charming than Enchanted, Disney’s gentle satire of their own animated musicals which also served as a salute to them. Shortly after the film became a critical darling, the Mouse House … Continue reading That Enchanted Sequel You Read About Years Ago is Still Happening
The Room’s Facebook Page Distanced Itself From James Franco Until it Didn’t
It’s The Room we’re talking about, so naturally it’s a strange story. Continue reading The Room’s Facebook Page Distanced Itself From James Franco Until it Didn’t
Alas, We May Have No New Rick & Morty Until Late 2019
“Get your s*it together, writers!” Continue reading Alas, We May Have No New Rick & Morty Until Late 2019
This is the First Look at Solo: A Star Wars Story You’re Looking For
“Who’s scruffy-looking?” Continue reading This is the First Look at Solo: A Star Wars Story You’re Looking For
The First Poster for The Grinch is Strangely Adorable
The movie might not be coming out for nearly another year, but Universal has already put out the first poster for Illumination’s upcoming animated tentpole The Grinch, and it features the title character looking…pretty adorable? Granted, the tagline does indeed promise … Continue reading The First Poster for The Grinch is Strangely Adorable
House of Mouse Engorges upon Another
This time, it was the Fox. After a brief reprieve of satiation from consuming Superheroes and Ewoks, the Mouse turned its ferocious appetite to the Fox of the 21st Century. To the tune of 52.4 billion chews, chomps, and squeaks, … Continue reading House of Mouse Engorges upon Another
Hitler Pony and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie Somehow Used for Nazi Homework Assignment
Today in “Yeah, that happened!” news, a teacher is under fire for a homework assignment about Nazi Germany in which she just might’ve gotten a little too…creative. Oxygen is reporting that students in Illinois were instructed to create “a comic … Continue reading Hitler Pony and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie Somehow Used for Nazi Homework Assignment
She-Ra is Coming Back, and That’s Pretty Sweet
As some of us gather round to watch The He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special (something which should be a tradition for all of you if it isn’t already), we’ve been given an early Christmas present with the news that our favorite Princess of Power … Continue reading She-Ra is Coming Back, and That’s Pretty Sweet
Detective Pikachu Will Pikachu Everyone in 2019
2019 is shaping up to be an insanely busy movie year, with Frozen 2, Star Wars 9, Aladdin and even some films that aren’t being released by Disney all set to open during that period. But none of them may … Continue reading Detective Pikachu Will Pikachu Everyone in 2019
Someone Thought it was a Good Idea to Have a 12-Year Old Girl Interview Roy Moore
Roy Moore may be a man with an apparently endless amount of sexual allegations against him and malls that he has been banned from entering due to the strong interest he showed in teenage patrons, but that doesn’t mean that … Continue reading Someone Thought it was a Good Idea to Have a 12-Year Old Girl Interview Roy Moore
The Next X-Men Movie Will Have “A Lot of Suffering”
In case you were losing sleep at night worried that the next X-Men movie wouldn’t be super duper serious, you can put your mind at ease on the matter, as a first look at the film promises it “the most … Continue reading The Next X-Men Movie Will Have “A Lot of Suffering”
Trumpy Bear is Here to Solve All of Your Christmas Shopping Problems
If you need a gift for your grandpa who claims that those pansies at the NFL have become “too political,” or for your aunt who became a Jackie Evancho fan only since last January, or for your nephew who for … Continue reading Trumpy Bear is Here to Solve All of Your Christmas Shopping Problems
Disney Ends Whitewashing Forever by Casting an Asian as Mulan
Much like when Rosa Parks ended racism when she refused to stand on a bus, Disney has put a stop to all future whitewashing controversy in Hollywood by casting an Asian actress to play Mulan in their upcoming live-action remake … Continue reading Disney Ends Whitewashing Forever by Casting an Asian as Mulan
Supreme Leader Snoke is “not a Sith” in The Last Jedi
Though we heard earlier reports that The Last Jedi would reveal almost nothing about new franchise big bad Supreme Leader Snoke (besides the fact that he’s apparently Gollum’s long-lost great uncle), Empire magazine is now implying that he might play a … Continue reading Supreme Leader Snoke is “not a Sith” in The Last Jedi
Louis C.K. Admits “These stories are true,” Apologishes
Comedian, Emmy-winning writer-director, and sexual predator Louis C.K. (born Louis Székely), 50, has issued a statement in which he concedes without qualification that the allegations made by one anonymous and four named women are true. This story was on the front … Continue reading Louis C.K. Admits “These stories are true,” Apologishes
Ellen Page Opens up About Brett Ratner (Warning: Disturbing Written Content)
Ellen Page has come out with a lengthy public post about working with Brett Ratner (yes, this guy). She tackles not just Ratner, but a long, disturbing list of offenses she has faced since beginning her acting career at age … Continue reading Ellen Page Opens up About Brett Ratner (Warning: Disturbing Written Content)
NY TIMES – Louis C.K. Crossed a Line Into Sexual Misconduct, 5 Women Say
Well here it is from the NY Times. Looks like those rumors about Louis are coming out to be true. I don’t know how I feel about this. Obviously angry, frustrated. But overall sad to see someone whose work you … Continue reading NY TIMES – Louis C.K. Crossed a Line Into Sexual Misconduct, 5 Women Say
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