George panics about his oncoming wedding to Susan and tries to convince her to postpone it to Spring; after initially failing, he finds crying convinces her. Elaine tells a rabbi friend about her anxieties over George getting married, and he … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Two, “The Postponement”
Jerry and George have a conversation about how childlike they feel, which leads George to impulsively marry Susan, only to be disappointed when Jerry doesn’t follow through with his own girlfriend. Elaine enlists Kramer and Newman in a scheme to … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode One, “The Engagement”
Jerry is dating Bette Midler’s understudy, and during a friendly softball game, George accidentally injures Midler, causing him, Jerry, and the Understudy to become outcasts and Kramer to take care of Midler. Jerry is irritated by his girlfriend crying easily. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty-Three, “The Understudy”
Jerry gets tickets for a hockey game from a friend, and then fails to call him to thank him, making Jerry worry he’s offended him. Elaine is disturbed to find Puddy paints his face when attending hockey games. Gorge works … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty-Two, “The Face Painter”
Jerry schemes to meet his girlfriend in-between shows, only to be harangued by an overly-helpful assistant. Elaine tries to quit her job, but her boss reveals he plans to put her in his will, only for her actions to make … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty-One, “The Diplomat’s Club”
Elaine tells Jerry that her new boyfriend – who happens to be Jerry’s mechanic – has used one of Jerry’s moves in bed, and Jerry is so annoyed he asks him to stop using it. Kramer receives new license plates … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty, “The Fusilli Jerry”
George’s girlfriend draws a funny doodle of him, causing him to become concerned she’s not attracted to him. Jerry gets fleas in his apartment; his parents are forced to use Elaine’s free weekend at a hotel, Elaine loses a manuscript … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Nineteen, “The Doodle”
Jerry, George, and Kramer play basketball with a man named Jimmy who refers to himself in the third person. George and Jimmy try and go into business together selling weighted shoes; this creates a misunderstanding when George eats spicy food … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Eighteen, “The Jimmy”
Jerry offends a doorman in the building where Elaine is house-sitting for Mr Pitt, and in trying to fix things, covers for him when he needs to duck out, only for a couch to get stolen. Kramer and George see … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Seventeen, “The Doorman”
Jerry discovers from his Nana that Uncle Leo owes his mother fifty bucks from decades ago, causing a rift between Leo and his father. Elaine schemes to get Kramer to criticise the haircut of her friend Wendy. Wendy treats George … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Sixteen, “The Kiss Hello”
George continues enjoying his toupee, and Kramer sets him up with a woman who turns out to be bald. Elaine acts as a beard for a gay man, then falls for him. Jerry hits on a cop who puts him … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Fifteen, “The Beard”
George discovers a friend did not tell him about a cancer diagnosis, causing chaos between him and Jerry. Kramer accidentally insults a cop, only to be informed of ‘the scofflaw’ that he’s been chasing. Kramer meets Elaine’s ex-boyfriend Jake and … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Thirteen, “The Scofflaw”
Jerry, Elaine, and Tim Whately end up in a ridiculous game of gifting, regifting, and regifting both a label maker and tickets to the Superbowl. George discovers his girlfriend has a male roommate and schemes to get him out of … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twelve, “The Label Maker”
Jerry dates a woman who doesn’t laugh at his jokes; he discovers her roommate does, and enlists George in a scheme to switch girlfriends. Elaine lends out her boss’s tennis racket, only to struggle to get it back. George schemes … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Eleven, “The Switch”
Jerry begins dating a woman named Lois and discovers her boss is a man he went to high school with who holds a grudge against Jerry for cheating at a race. Elaine is dating a communist, causing George to try … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Ten, “The Race”
George hires a secretary and tries to hire competency over attractiveness to avoid a sexual mishap, only to have sex with her and cause her to make more money than him. Jerry discovers his dry-cleaner is wearing his clothes. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Nine, “The Secretary”
Jerry struggles to figure out if he’s invited to a party. George buys a car he believes was owned by Jon Voight. Kramer advises an elderly couple who own a store, only to inadvertently get them shut down. Jerry finds … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Eight, “The Mom & Pop Store”
Jerry accepts a gift from Kenny Bania, a comedian he dislikes, tries to pay him back with a meal, and becomes frustrated when Kenny finds reasons not to accept it. Elaine dates an increasingly insufferable British man. Kramer gets rid … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Seven, “The Soup”
Jerry dates a gymnast. Kramer suffers a kidney stone. George looks foolish in front of his girlfriend’s mother multiple times. Elaine accidentally interferes with the merger of Mr Pitt’s company when he gets distracted by a 3D painting. Written by: … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Six, “The Gymnast”
Jerry buys a new couch. George joins a book club, but finds it hard to read. He tries renting the movie, discovers a family has rented the only copy, and tries to join them. Kramer opens his pizza restaurant idea … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Five, “The Couch”
Sorry for missing my Seinfeld essay this week – it seems that I’d forgotten to do it, then assumed I’d done it! This is the downside of a regular schedule, even if this is the first time that’s ever happened … Continue reading Oops! No Seinfeld
