Righteous Video Game Tunes
Let’s talk about and share our favorite music from video games. Continue reading Righteous Video Game Tunes
Author: Jimy Coma
Triple Lindy Day Thread
Rodney Dangerfield invented the Triple Lindy dive but it was performed by an obvious stunt double in the film Back to School, which is most well-known as a vehicle for Kurt Vonnegut to stick it to the American money machine. … Continue reading Triple Lindy Day Thread
The Sirens of Day Thread
Don’t look to rockets for salvation. Everything you needs is right here on The Avocado. Continue reading The Sirens of Day Thread
Creative Endeavors Thread Returns to Normal?
Hiya! Welcome back to the “normal” Creative Endeavors thread, where members of the Avocado come together to share our works and passions, the progress we’ve made and what we’ve completed. This is the space for our members to discuss and … Continue reading Creative Endeavors Thread Returns to Normal?
Death Proof Day Thread
If all you do is terrorize women, you deserve to get your ass beat. So just lay off the chick habit, daddy. Continue reading Death Proof Day Thread
Hold Tight Night Thread
Written and performed by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich, the song “Hold Tight” is perhaps best known as the song playing during one of the best scenes in the film Death Proof. I might have to write a … Continue reading Hold Tight Night Thread
Re-Animated Day Thread
Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow. Or shitpost on the Avocado. Continue reading Re-Animated Day Thread
Creative Endeavors Contributor Showcase!
Welcome to a special edition of the Creative Endeavors thread. Today, we’re going to dedicate this thread to those who have submitted links for personal sites to The Avocado. This will be a monthly feature. Now, while we’re starting this in the first week of the new month of the new year, we will actually dedicate the last Creative Endeavors thread of each month to this showcase. How Does This Work? For now, we will post the names of contributors in the thread body, as well as the links for their works. We may change this in the future, especially … Continue reading Creative Endeavors Contributor Showcase!
Dance With The Devil Night Thread
When you’ve finished rubbing another man’s rhubarb, be sure to get to the church on time so you can enjoy a dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. And if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs … Continue reading Dance With The Devil Night Thread
Day Thread Thinks About The Future
Hey, Avocado! Think about the future! Continue reading Day Thread Thinks About The Future
Creative Endeavors Is a Cheap Gift Idea
This is the space for our members to discuss and share their creative projects, ranging from written works to drawings, photography, and even craft projects such as knitting and woodworking. Self promotion is welcome (websites where we can view and/or … Continue reading Creative Endeavors Is a Cheap Gift Idea
Satan Save The Day Thread
No, this thread isn’t about Satan. Instead, it is about the Anti-Christ, Kirk Cameron. Evidence for this claim? Need I remind you about his many crimes against free thought, science, but worst of all, cinema? Satan save us all. Continue reading Satan Save The Day Thread
The Day Thread is Sassy for Satan
Sister Lucifer, bring me a dream… Continue reading The Day Thread is Sassy for Satan
Creative Endeavors Gets Festive
This is the space for our members to discuss and share their creative projects, ranging from written works to drawings, photography, and even craft projects such as knitting and woodworking. Self promotion is welcome (websites where we can view and/or purchase your work). Please do continue to preface if content is NSFW and be sure to properly spoiler/link such content. <b>This week’s topic: Projects you have undertaken that are related to winter/holiday season. Continue reading Creative Endeavors Gets Festive
Cheap Day Thread
Hail Satan. Continue reading Cheap Day Thread
Creative Endeavors Shuts This Idea Down
This is the space for our members to discuss and share their creative projects, ranging from written works to drawings, photography, and even craft projects such as knitting and woodworking. Self promotion is welcome (websites where we can view and/or … Continue reading Creative Endeavors Shuts This Idea Down
Night Thread of Eternal Nothing
I Kinda Like This Day Thread, Bob
Batman (1989) is a classic. It has Hitchcock motifs as much as it has German Expressionist flourishes. It is a film that is striking in full color, but that I would love to see in a true black and white … Continue reading I Kinda Like This Day Thread, Bob
Creative Endeavors Can’t Finish What It Started
This is the space for our members to discuss and share their creative projects, ranging from written works to drawings, photography, and even craft projects such as knitting and woodworking. Self promotion is welcome (websites where we can view and/or … Continue reading Creative Endeavors Can’t Finish What It Started
Remake A Movie In Your Vision
Before I went to bed last night, I caught the last half of RoboCop 2 on El Rey. It’s a film of lesser quality compared to the first film, but younger me always thought it was pretty good because it had violence and swearing and Tom Noonan being creepy (which is just Mister Noonan’s default setting). As I age, as one does thanks to terminal living, I develop as does my brain power. The ability to compute and process complex thoughts and ideas is easier, faster (at times), and more nuanced. Nuanced in a way that RoboCop 2 isn’t. RoboCop is a … Continue reading Remake A Movie In Your Vision
At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part II Can Do, But Deader Is Better
This is part two in an ongoing series of short fiction. Part one can be found here. A chill met my cheek as I awoke to the sensation of a dozen screws twisting in my skull. The contents inside my … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass, Part II Can Do, But Deader Is Better
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