AVCAD Sucker Punch
Ok, so I can’t keep doing every avatar. Too many of you. I’ll try to get the first 20 or so that post. The faces will still be random based on whatever. I am a fan of the concept of … Continue reading AVCAD Sucker Punch
Author: heyitsthekappa
AVCAD: 2 Fast 2000
It’s Monday and my bracket is more busted than humanly possible. I was one of the 32% of people who picked Michigan St to win it all. Damn you, MTSU! I am sure they had some insane parties, that night, … Continue reading AVCAD: 2 Fast 2000
AVCAD: AD ’til the break of dawn
Scientists have discovered a pregnant T. Rex. Choice quote from the article to get you guys going… “It’s a dirty secret, but we know next to nothing about sex-linked traits in extinct dinosaurs. Dinosaurs weren’t shy about sexual signaling, all … Continue reading AVCAD: AD ’til the break of dawn
AVCAD: The Big Avocado
Sorry this is a few minutes late. Disqus didn’t like the size of the header. Sure some news happened today. Bet you guys will let me know if any of it involved Trump! I heard that Trump might want to … Continue reading AVCAD: The Big Avocado
Artist Spotlight: The Lawrence Arms
It’s hard for me to talk about The Lawrence Arms without a lot of my own life bleeding in. So much of my love for the band is tied into places, emotions, and times in my life. So, at the risk of getting too autobiographical, I will try to tie together the two in a semi-coherent manner. With YouTubes, because it’d be pretty boring otherwise. The Wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi… The band: Brendan Kelly – vocals, bass Chris McCaughan – vocals, guitar Neil Hennessy – drums The Logos: Slapstick vs Freshman Year High School The roots of TLA, as I will … Continue reading Artist Spotlight: The Lawrence Arms
AVOKADO After Dark
Scientists who hate wonder have discovered the secret to Australia’s “Fairy Circles”. Turns out it’s organized plants. Which is still kinda cool but not as cool as fairies. But it may lead to something else far more sinister… It’s the … Continue reading AVOKADO After Dark
AVCAD: Dallas
Since you people just seem to want to turn my innocent little Late Night thread into a place of smut filled innuendo, I’ve decided to provide some fuel for the fire! So in the dirty sexy kinky news, “More Caution is needed” over oral sex, according to the Brits! http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/… Yet another reason I am glad that our founding fathers fought for our freedom from that terrible island of joyless teadrinkers. USA! USA! USA! A few weeks ago, I was talking about my least favorite MST3K – Castle of Fu-Manchu. Here it is, if you hate yourself or humor in … Continue reading AVCAD: Dallas
AVCAD: AD Animal Practice
How crazily similar is this to yesterday’s image? It’s like they have one guy designing these! Goose Gossage, real person, has declared that baseball has been ruined by nerds. http://espn.go.com/mlb/stor… For reference, here is Goose Gossage (also known as “Pot”) To the terror of all our Australian commenters, a koala was killed by a Mountain Lion in a California zoo. This graphic picture has been released. Caution: NSFL/W/K It’s your 3/10 Late Night Open thread! Continue reading AVCAD: AD Animal Practice
AVCAD: AD After Darker
Guess the show/movie/game/whatever in the header first and win a post in tomorrow’s header. This one shouldn’t be too hard. The Most Interesting Man in the World is retiring. Submit your applications below. What makes you interesting and why? Everyone … Continue reading AVCAD: AD After Darker
AVCAD: AD: Oops.
Sorry guys, totally lost track of time. Talk amongst yourselves! I will get this right tomorrow! If you are looking for a cool story, there isn’t one. My alarm just didn’t go off on my phone because my phone is dead because when I was cleaning my room earlier I hit the secret “third switch” which turned off power to my charger which killed my phone which made there be no post. Continue reading AVCAD: AD: Oops.
AVCAD: Avocado 40K
Sorry that it’s a gif but… Hey did you know that you can only use the free TinEye plugin for Chrome 100 times a day before you need to upgrade to a paid version? In momentarily terrifying news in the … Continue reading AVCAD: Avocado 40K
AVCAD: AD The Dark Crystal
It’s almost Friday! Maybe if you live where I do! I have a ton of work I should be doing! Not tonight, Mr Work! Vikings continues to let me down. All this crap in France and England is boring as all hell. One of my greatest fears has come true. A guy pulled a bigass gator out of his pool. I always thought as a kid there was gators down at the deep end. There was some debate. I didn’t watch it past seeing how ridiculously great Megyn Kelly looked. Sure I missed some grade A premium feral unintelligible yelling. … Continue reading AVCAD: AD The Dark Crystal
AV CAD: After Dark Into Darkness
Of particular concern to one of our regulars, a cheese recall has paralyzed the nation. Maytag Blue Cheese has been recalled. Watch them wings! My Cavemanning is going awesome. I will write a more detailed review in thread for those concerned. ESTATE BEEF! The estate of Nina Simone is beefing with Zoe Saldana because… I dunno. It’s weird. Someone might be able to explain it better but apparently Zoe Saldana is sorta dark in a picture. I have no idea what fuels the Twitter outrage machine. This is your late night open thread for March 2nd, 2016. Let’s get it … Continue reading AV CAD: After Dark Into Darkness
AVCAD: AD Near Dark
So, people trust robots a lot, apparently. No idea why. Has anything in any movie ever taught you to trust robots? People followed a robot to CERTAIN DOOM or, at least, a circle. They walked past clearly marked exit signs to follow the robot. They ignored basic survival instincts as this robot led them around the room like a drunk toddler. http://gizmodo.com/robots-d… We’ve seen this phenomena somewhere before… WHO ELSE IS PUMPED FOR A RATED R GAMBIT! Oh, no one? Yeah, same here. Thought it was worth a shot. Might be worth it to see how well this haircut and … Continue reading AVCAD: AD Near Dark
AVCAD: AD Avocado of Darkness
Pokemon might be ruining Japan. Well, sorta. The Herbivore man movement has made it’s first noticeable impact on the Japanese population. While video games were being blamed over here for school shootings and “super predators” over in Japan video games, … Continue reading AVCAD: AD Avocado of Darkness
AVCAD: AD Dark City
Abercrombie and Fitch was voted the most hated retailer this week. http://money.cnn.com/2016/0… They weren’t as obnoxious as Guess. I’ve never really HATED A&F but man, walking by that store was an assault on anyone with a sense of smell. And … Continue reading AVCAD: AD Dark City
Cowboy Kappa’s BOOOOOLD 2016 Predictions
WELL HELL YES IT’S BOLD! Sports: Panthers complete the perfect season with a Super Bowl win over the Bengals in a snoozer of a Super Bowl. Movies: WarCraft does more numbers than X-Men and Batman v Superman. Begins a frantic scramble where Hollywood yet again options the entirely wrong video games for movies. TV: Lucifer surprises everyone by not only not being terrible, but gets picked up for a second season after two big episodes. Books: Winds of Winter releases. Part 1. of 2. Music: I got nothing. Probably Katy Perry does something? Video Games: No Man’s Sky is canceled. … Continue reading Cowboy Kappa’s BOOOOOLD 2016 Predictions
How to Cheat
In Video games, of course. Particularly, PC. Why Cheat? I’ve been somewhat of an evangelist for cheating in video games. As I’ve gotten older and game playtimes have grown, I’ve found myself growing less and less accepting of “the grind.” Whether it’s gold, experience, or random gewgaws, I just don’t have the time to expend scrapping for gold to buy that awesome sword or fighting waves of enemies to get that last skill. I also know that unless gamechanging DLC comes out, the likelihood I will be replaying games is fairly low. I also think it’s better to beat a … Continue reading How to Cheat