Of particular concern to one of our regulars, a cheese recall has paralyzed the nation. Maytag Blue Cheese has been recalled. Watch them wings!

My Cavemanning is going awesome. I will write a more detailed review in thread for those concerned.

ESTATE BEEF! The estate of Nina Simone is beefing with Zoe Saldana because… I dunno. It’s weird. Someone might be able to explain it better but apparently Zoe Saldana is sorta dark in a picture. I have no idea what fuels the Twitter outrage machine.

This is your late night open thread for March 2nd, 2016. Let’s get it on!