The Day Thread Steals Time

It’s ‘big papa’ Pen!’s Friday today, and he plans to slack as much as possible at work, of life in the system of brutal capitalism containing us all the sad necessity. So regale us, everyone, and share! Spin me the tale of your apex slackitude, of the time you spent an hour in the work bathroom because, hell, what’s anyone going to do? Who’s going to question YOU when you announce you have, at work, ‘insane diarrhea’? Continue reading The Day Thread Steals Time

The Night Thread Fixes My Heart

Heartbreak is hard. When we are with our loved one, our heart is fixed. It is fixed in one place, and it is fixed, availed of its formerly sad, broken, single state. Loneliness. When a breakup occurs, a heart is broken, and we long for it to be, in both senses, fixed again. We are drifting. We are in the ocean. At sea. No longer an entity fixed. We are coming apart. Falling apart. Put me back together. I am Humpty Dumpty. Canada’s Voivod understood this sentiment. Continue reading The Night Thread Fixes My Heart

The Night Thread Listens to 00s West Coast Canadian Rock

Allegedly, Zach Gray isn’t, of the material off The Zolas’ first record, especially fond. But there’s good stuff on there. Catchy choruses aplenty, melodies for days. The band ditched the extremely piano-heavy sound on subsequent records, which isn’t to say it doesn’t work here. If you will – if you will – indulge The Zolas’ ‘Pyramid Scheme’. The Armchair Cynics were a band from Victoria, BC. They released a well-received 7-song record, Killing the Romance, in 2005, and another, the indie-touched Starting Today, in 2010 before breaking up. Killing the Romance is a bit butt-rocky, but it’s a solid rock … Continue reading The Night Thread Listens to 00s West Coast Canadian Rock

The Night Threads learns… the Lovercall

Canadian rocker Danko Jones doesn’t presume to be better than you. Canadian Danko Jones does not presume to have all the right pickup lines, the flashiest clothing, or even to show up on time for a date. But he’ll tell you what he has got. You see, when he was growing up he got the inside scoop; he used to watch all the older fellas work down the block. That’s right. When they used to work he used to watch, and when he watched, he learned… the Lovercall, baby. Continue reading The Night Threads learns… the Lovercall

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