Welcome to the weekend! Since I’m travelling, I’ve written this WPT header a few days in advance. Think of it as a time capsule, a message from the long-forgotten days before… whatever bonkers stuff happens between Thursday and Saturday morning. … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Tries To Stay Up To Date

So I’m in a bit of trouble with the Avocado Congress. Avocongress? Avocadongress? Whatever, but the point is my brave, unbelievable leadership of the Weekend Politics Thread has cost me a few points in the polls, and the power-brokers in … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread IS the Senate

I don’t know how many friends I’ve lost touch with over time. A lot, I think. The usual way it goes is, I have a job, or live in a house, or take a class, and while that is still … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Wants To Be Friends

I was planning to update everyone on my continuing tyranny as WPT host – Quebec-based metal band Voivod was going to be involved – but then all this recent excitement happened. Consequences are busting into the room like the Kool-Aid … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread is Above the Law – For Now

Should be a slow news day, not really expecting anything too major to OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT’S GONNA BE CHAOS! At the very least there will be some new information from the Mueller investigation, so comment about that … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has Been Heavily Redacted

Pretty boring week it’s been, eh? In case you missed it, there’s been some movement in the Mueller investigation, and there’s a lot of jail-related talk going around. Seriously, do you know how HARD it is to get sent to … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Goes to Jail

Most of the time, I like the Earth. Without it, I would be floating in the vacuum of space, which sounds pretty uncomfortable. Another cool thing about Earth is that nearly all my friends live here, and it’s nice to … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Heats Up

Having gained the position of Weekend Politics Thread host via bribery and Kremlin interference, I intend to hold onto it through undemocratic means for as long as humanly possible. I’m sure going to need those means, because polling numbers are … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Demands a Recount