That’s right, NJ has early voting again this year! And we get to vote for Governor, like our friends in VA. Currently, incumbent Democrat Phil Murphy holds a lead in the polls of 6-8 points, which has shrunken over the past few weeks, but I am trying to remain unconcerned about this. The republican nominee claims to be a moderate, but he’s also going to wipe out our entire COVID response plan, so I beg my fellow Jersey folks to make sure they vote so this doesn’t happen.

RoRo is going through a phase exploring her explosive temper. I’ve heard this phase can last up to 120 years.

Be good to each other. No wishing harm on anyone. Garrison-Owens Moratorium remains in effect.

I would also like to strongly request we ignore any press releases from the Mango Mussolini about Alec Baldwin today as well, because no good can come of it.

Happy Friday!