It’s Monday again, and you know what that means —
The week has begun again. Mueller finally submitted his report, and, well…..yeah. So far, seems to have landed like a wet fart.
And then there’s this fellow:
Yeah, you know who he is. Look at that poise, that stare off into the distance. Pete “The Butt” Buttigieg (pronounced “Boot-edge-edge,” “Buddha-judge,” “Boot-a-judge,” or “Boo-tuh-judge,” depending on who you ask) is in the running for the Democratic nominee for president, and is basically Beto O’Rourke with a little more political experience, AND military background. He even plays goddamn guitar. If we must have someone like Beto running for president, why not upsell to the better model? We can call his campaign “The Better Butt.”
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