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The Day Thread of Food Kings

I don’t know why, but it’s funny as hell to me when some extremely normal product tries to luxe itself up. Presenting: Food brands with “king” in their name.1

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His royal majesty King Henry invites you to partake of his neon gummy worms.
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Every morning, this truck delivers fresh fish directly to the sea.
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Whoever did the lettering for those windows did a great job, no joke.
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They use every part of the king.
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The current Burger King logo is kind of normal, but it wasn’t always that way.