Guess who’s back

Back again

Stupid Archie’s back

tell a friend

God, it’s been so long, what the fuck even happened last time

Ooo we finally got to meet JellyBean and Mama Jones (JellyBean is the best character)

Betty does an intervention for Ethyl and finally convinces her that she was just high and she dressed up as The Gargoyle King

all the vixens had seizures because TGK replaced Jingle Jangle with fizzle rocks (I typed that with a straight face) which makes the parents pissed and they close down the school

So Riverdale is currently quarrentined and I think Mama Jones killed Penny. RIP, worst lawyer ever

Let’s get it