Oh boy do I have dirt on the McSquirrel Administration. You won’t believe where he’s thinking of hibernating this winter, one of the trees his own family still owns rights to. And if you think that’s bad just wait until you hear all the other juicy details in my new tell all book. I hear they’re all the rage right now, might as well cash in while this train wreck is mid-impact.

Remember to be best to your fellow Avocados, flag for any rule breaking and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel, you’ll screw up my book deal.