Scott OT #91: The Night Thread Oath (6/16)

Had to throw this one together quickly, so apologies for another Game of Thrones-inspired one, this one a modification of the Night’s Watch oath applied to the shitposters of the Night Thread.

The Night Thread gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until the Day Thread rises. I shall take no firstie, hold no CancerAIDS, nor upvote myself. I shall be no leader bean and moderate no comments. I shall live and die at my posts. I am the shitposter in the darkness. I am the watcher in the thread. I am the shield that guards the realms of Avocados. I pledge my life and honor to the Night Thread, for this night and all the nights to come.

Hope you all have fun posting here tonight and have a great night.