I know we’re all feeling down, for various reasons. I have to help my mom move out of my childhood home this weekend, and it’s going to be hard. But I have FUN FACTS that will sooth all of our souls.

• Sharks cannot do taxes, and are therefore unlikely to follow you into an HR Block
• Parking meters all love you, even though they have no way of showing it
• That soda you like is probably on sale right now somewhere
• If you call soda “pop,” that’s fine too. Also “Coke” and “fizz.”
• The moon isn’t going anywhere
• I saw a cat yesterday. It was cute!
• So many places will give you free pens
• When the US penny is finally discontinued, all the pennies you have now will become treasured heirlooms
• Can’t be more than a couple years until Elizabethan collars come back into vogue, and that’s gonna be great
• The Sumerians always believed in you
• You’re probably richer than the richest goldfish that ever lived
• Tab will also give you wings, and is cheaper than Red Bull
• The Seinfeld-esque bass run in Paul Simon’s “You Can Call Me Al” is palindromic – the second half of it is the first half played backwards. Check it out:

And the best part is that this list of fun facts isn’t exhaustive! There are even more fun facts out there. Share yours in the comments!