AT LAST!!!! THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR IS FINALLY HERE!!!

SHOW DOGS! SHOW DOGS! SHOW DOGS!!!!!!!

And, okay, fine, here’s something about some character who also has a movie coming out today. He’s a pool who’s dead, apparently?

But enough about that lame guy. SHOW DOGS OPENS TODAY!!!!

Have fun today, folks. If you need me, I will be seeing Show Dogs ten times in a row…