Friday the 13th Night Thread: Kevin Bacon Cameo

Kevin Bacon just wants to know where he is.

Where am I? Is this a low budget horror movie? Am I the star? Oh, I’m gonna die? Okay

He just wants to know what is going on, what’s his motivation.

Maybe this is an after school special about the dangers of farting in front of your crush.

Maybe it all ends well for our hero, confused Kevin Bacon.