You get a mysterious phone call from out of the blue.
Did you hear?
THE VIPER IS COMING.
THREE TWENTY FIVE.
Clearly this is the doings of COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. Is a terror cell planning on attacking West Point? Or Destro taking over corporate America? Why, if you put “3” and “25” as latitude and longitude it puts you… squarely on a COBRA R&R resort run by a really greasy looking concierge!
That blazer, though.
Why would a man who calls himself “The Viper” be giving us all the clues? Is he an informant? Where do his true loyalties lie?
Oh, never mind.
This is the Viper. He’s come to vipe your vindows. $3.25 an hour. He starts on the west corner. Top floor first.