RoboCop had satisfied his directive and brought a Rich Blonde Jerk to justice. Well, sort of. One of the bad guys had finally been defeated, but something was terribly wrong. He had identified Natalie DuKane as an evil-doer, and yet she was still freely strutting the halls of Twin Pines, crimping her hair wherever she pleased. This did not compute.
“Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law,” he repeated to himself over and over as he quietly stalked Natalie into a Casual Corner store, where it seemed her eye had been caught by the most darling little blazer with four-inch thick shoulder pads.
Once he had her cornered, he confronted her openly. “STOP. YOU ARE COMING WITH ME, DEAD OR ALIVE,” he intoned. “As if!” Natalie retorted, pulling out her crimper. When the other Mallrats found him, he had so many wavy burn marks on his face that it looked like he’d fallen into a waffle iron.
InnDEEEEEEEEEEEEEED is dead. He was RoboCop.
Factions:
4 Mallrats (Vanilla Town)
3 Rich Blonde Jerks (Vanilla Wolves)
1 Gnarly Rich Blonde Jerk (Wolf with Role)
Special Rules:
1) You are not the only people trapped at Twin Pines Mall. There are NPCs roaming the halls along with you. These Mallrats should be considered Vanilla Town. They cannot be voted for, and they cannot be targeted for Night kills. They’re a conformist bunch, and indecision bugs them. If Twilight is reached due to time limit (as opposed to an auto-lynch), these anonymous Mallrats will vote in any non-voters’ place. Their vote will go to a random player.
2) If the vote is tied at Twilight (including if NPC Mallrats have caused a tie), a random player (chosen from all living players) will be lynched.
3) If the Teen Wolf is role-blocked by William Zabka, he will appear to RoboCop as a normal Mallrat.
4) Some games have hidden rules and roles. This is not one of them. What you see is what you get.
Reminders:
A player’s faction and role will be revealed upon death. Dead players should not discuss the game in the open thread (though they can say good-bye as they head for that giant, free arcade in the sky). Dead players will also get a link to The Graveyard, where they can discuss the ongoing game.
You vote by replying to the very first comment, appropriately titled VOTE THREAD. To find it, sort comments by oldest. To change or withdraw your vote, simply post another reply. DO NOT EDIT ANY VOTE. Only votes posted as a reply to the official VOTE THREAD will count.
You may also choose not to vote for anybody, in which case ignore the vote thread. Or you can cast a “No Lynch” vote if your conscious choice is to not lynch anybody. If the vote is tied at Twilight (end of day), a random player will be lynched.
DO NOT EDIT POSTS. Sorry you misspelled a word or made a coding snafu, but it’s here to stay. NO editing allowed. Read through and think carefully about your comment before posting it. Editing a post may get you mod-killed, and nobody wants that.
DO NOT QUOTE OR POST A SCREENSHOT FROM A QT TO THE MAIN DAY THREADS. You are free to make claims about your powers and allegiance on the open thread, but those claims will not be confirmed or denied by the moderator.
If you have questions that may reveal sensitive information, feel free to ask them in your personal QT. Please note that you are encouraged to ask questions about the rules of the game, how your powers work, and whatever else comes to mind. Check your QTs often!
PLAYERS:
1) The Bill McNeal / Peter Peltzer – Mallrat
2) Grumproro / Heather
3) Smapti Jones / Chad Jones
4) RiverSong / Melody Pond
5) PlatypusBasileus / Augustus O’Brian – Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
6) LibraryLass / Natalie DuKane
7) A Dopehead in a Cubs Cap / Cocaine Bot
8) Pulprobot / Matt – Rich Blonde Jerk
9) Dr. Nick / Nicolas Preston – Teen Wolf
10) Talky Tina
11) MacCrocodile / Mac Crocodile – Infomercial Psychic
12) Lovely Bones / Kira
13) Indy – RoboCop
14) forget_it_jake / Rina Watts
15) TCRM / Eyeball Jones – Mallrat
Day Four will be abbreviated, ending at 11PM EST today, September 9, though it will be extended if people are too busy with weekend plans to check in.