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Van Halen Song Tournament: Results!

September 6, 2022September 6, 2022 Pachylad

I can barely see the road from the heat comin’ off of it In 4th place, “Jump”! In 3rd place, “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love”! In 2nd place, “Hot for Teacher”! And your pick for the best Van Halen song, “Panama”! … Continue reading Van Halen Song Tournament: Results!

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Van Halen Song Tournament FINALS

September 4, 2022September 4, 2022 Pachylad

You got to roll with the punches and get to what’s real Match 1: “Panama” (32) vs. “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” (26) Match 2: “Hot for Teacher” (31) vs. “Jump” (26) Voting end 6 September, 10 PM EDT Continue reading Van Halen Song Tournament FINALS

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Van Halen Song Tournament Semi-Finals

September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 Pachylad

Time to see which songs made it! Match 1: “Panama” (28) vs. “Runnin’ with the Devil” (24)Match 3: “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” (38) vs. “Everybody Wants Some!!” (11)Match 3: “Jump” (35) vs. “Jamie’s Cryin’” (17)Match 4: “Hot for Teacher” (30) … Continue reading Van Halen Song Tournament Semi-Finals

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Van Halen Song Tournament Quarter-Finals

August 31, 2022August 31, 2022 Pachylad

Time to see which songs made it! Match 1: “Panama” (58) vs. “(Oh) Pretty Woman” (4)Match 2: “Runnin’ with the Devil” (52) vs. “D.O.A.” (7) Match 3: “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” (38) vs. “Eruption” (17)Match 4: “Everybody Wants Some!!” (42) … Continue reading Van Halen Song Tournament Quarter-Finals

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Van Halen Song Tournament – Round 2

August 29, 2022August 29, 2022 Pachylad

Time to see which songs made it! Match 1: “Panama” (53) vs. “Finish What Ya Started” (3)Match 2: “(Oh) Pretty Woman” (31) vs. “Best of Both Worlds” (16)Match 3: “Runnin’ with the Devil” (36) vs. “Unchained” (21) Match 4: “D.O.A.” … Continue reading Van Halen Song Tournament – Round 2

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Van Halen Song Tournament – Round 1

August 27, 2022August 27, 2022 Pachylad

Let’s see what songs made it! “Panama”, “Hot for Teacher”, “Jump”, “Everybody Wants Some!!”, “Runnin’ with the Devil”, “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love”, “Jamie’s Cryin’”, “Dance the Night Away”, “Unchained”, “Beautiful Girls”, “Right Now”, “You Really Got Me”, “And the Cradle … Continue reading Van Halen Song Tournament – Round 1

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Van Halen Song Tournament – Nominations

August 25, 2022August 25, 2022 Pachylad

Out an on-ramp coming through my bedroom Nominations end 27 August, 10PM EDT Continue reading Van Halen Song Tournament – Nominations

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The Weekly Music Thread Sacks a Singer

August 8, 2019January 28, 2022 exexalien

Let’s discuss any and all music here. You’ve got a new artist who’s rocking your boat that you want to talk about? Post a video! Found out about that unearthed Coltrane album that has the jazz freak in you losing … Continue reading The Weekly Music Thread Sacks a Singer

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