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Jerry dates an artist who paints a portrait of Kramer. After they have an argument, she writes him a letter so moving that he takes her back, only to discover later that she stole it from a movie. George tries … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Twenty-One, “The Letter”
Jerry witnesses a driver hit a parked car and drive off, only to discover a hot woman was driving – leading him to cover it up. George initiates an affair with a married woman as a result of saying “God … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Twenty, “The Good Samaritan”
George picks up Jerry at the airport, and on a whim decides to pretend to be O’Brian to get a free limo ride – only for O’Brian to turn out to be a Neo-Nazi leader. Teleplay by: Larry CharlesStory by: … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Nineteen, “The Limo”
Jerry meets baseball player Keith Hernandez and strikes up a friendship with him. Kramer and Newman tell the story of Keith spitting on them. George schemes to stay on unemployment, first by making up a latex company called Vandelay Industries, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Seventeen, “The Boyfriend”
Elaine and Jerry fix up George with a friend of Elaine’s. They have sex using a defective condom, causing a pregnancy scare. Written by: Elaine Pope & Larry CharlesDirected by: Tom Cherones In my entire life, I’ve never known anyone … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Sixteen, “The Fix-Up”
Jerry falls for a woman, only for her boyfriend to fall into a coma. When Jerry begins dating her, Kramer’s friend Newman schemes to tattle on him. George plans on taking a trip to the Cayman Islands only for a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Fifteen, “The Suicide”
Jerry, George, and Elaine attend George’s girlfriend’s piano recital, and Jerry causes Elaine to laugh by putting a Pez dispenser on her lap, upsetting the pianist. George tries breaking up with his girlfriend to gain ‘hand’ in the relationship. Jerry … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Fourteen, “The Pez Dispenser”
Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all ride the subway. Written by: Larry CharlesDirected by: Tom Cherones Every now and again, the world sets me up to have a little fun. Sometimes a comedy throws you a line that’s not only … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Thirteen, “The Subway”
Elaine gets George a job where she works, and he returns the favour by getting her a cashmere jacket – except the jacket is marked down because it has a red dot on it. Meanwhile, Jerry accidentally gives an alcoholic … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Twelve, “The Red Dot”
George is hired to park cars. Kramer gets a role in a Woody Allen movie. Jerry’s car is stolen, so he hires a rental. Elaine is dating an older man who suffers a stroke. Written by: Larry David and Bill … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Eleven, “The Alternate Side”
Jerry and Elaine go to a party with George as their ride, only for him to abandon them so he can get laid. After the party, the host’s husband comes to visit Jerry and ends up hanging out with Kramer. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Ten, “The Stranded”
George dates a woman with a large nose; Kramer convinces her to get a nose job. Jerry dates a woman he is physically attracted to and mentally repulsed by. Kramer and Elaine steal a jacket. Written by: Peter Mehlman Directed … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Nine, “The Nose Job”
Jerry tries to figure out what woman recorded a racy message on his tape recorder, unaware it was Elaine. George buys a baldness cure from China. Written by: Larry David and Bob Shaw & Don McEnery. Directed by: David Steinberg … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Eight, “The Tape”
George convinces Elaine to cheat on an IQ test to impress his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jerry gives advice to a new cafe owner across the street from his house. Written by: Tom Leopold Directed by: Tom Cherones I notice this episode … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Seven, “The Cafe”
Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer struggle to find where they parked their car. Jerry needs to pee, George needs to meet his parents, and Elaine needs to get out before her fish in a bag die. Written by: Larry David … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Six, “The Parking Garage”
Jerry is called about a library book overdue since 1971 that he insists he returned, bringing a detective named Bookman into his life. George sees his high school gym teacher homeless on the street. Elaine worries her boss doesn’t like … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Five, “The Library”
Jerry agrees to look after a stranger’s dog for the night, only for it to turn into a week. Jerry, George, and Elaine all try to watch a movie together, revealing that George and Elaine can only talk alone if … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Four, “The Dog”
Jerry and Elaine visit Jerry’s parents for three days to go scuba diving. Jerry meets Jack Klompus and compliments his pen, causing an extended argument. Between the heat and a terrible bed, Elaine finds herself uncomfortable to the point of … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Three, “The Pen”
Seinfeld gets Cheers’s old timeslot … but George still doesn’t get paid as much as Ted Danson. Continue reading Ad Space – What’s The Deal With Network Timeslots?
George breaks up with a woman who is helping Jerry through an audit, and when she checks into a mental institution he becomes guilty and tries talking to her. Meanwhile, Kramer is dating Elaine’s roommate and their behaviour is driving … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Two, “The Truth”
Jerry frightens a massage therapist. George becomes upset about his sexuality when he receives a massage from a man. Jerry and George get notes covering their massages from Jerry’s dentist friend, causing him to get investigated for insurance fraud. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode One, “The Note”
