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George convinces Elaine to cheat on an IQ test to impress his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jerry gives advice to a new cafe owner across the street from his house. Written by: Tom Leopold Directed by: Tom Cherones I notice this episode … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Seven, “The Cafe”
Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer struggle to find where they parked their car. Jerry needs to pee, George needs to meet his parents, and Elaine needs to get out before her fish in a bag die. Written by: Larry David … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Six, “The Parking Garage”
Jerry is called about a library book overdue since 1971 that he insists he returned, bringing a detective named Bookman into his life. George sees his high school gym teacher homeless on the street. Elaine worries her boss doesn’t like … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Five, “The Library”
Jerry agrees to look after a stranger’s dog for the night, only for it to turn into a week. Jerry, George, and Elaine all try to watch a movie together, revealing that George and Elaine can only talk alone if … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Four, “The Dog”
Jerry and Elaine visit Jerry’s parents for three days to go scuba diving. Jerry meets Jack Klompus and compliments his pen, causing an extended argument. Between the heat and a terrible bed, Elaine finds herself uncomfortable to the point of … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Three, “The Pen”
Seinfeld gets Cheers’s old timeslot … but George still doesn’t get paid as much as Ted Danson. Continue reading Ad Space – What’s The Deal With Network Timeslots?
George breaks up with a woman who is helping Jerry through an audit, and when she checks into a mental institution he becomes guilty and tries talking to her. Meanwhile, Kramer is dating Elaine’s roommate and their behaviour is driving … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode Two, “The Truth”
Jerry frightens a massage therapist. George becomes upset about his sexuality when he receives a massage from a man. Jerry and George get notes covering their massages from Jerry’s dentist friend, causing him to get investigated for insurance fraud. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Three, Episode One, “The Note”
George inadvertently gets a busboy fired, and in trying to apologise for the situation, ends up losing the busboy’s cat. Elaine invites a guy over for the week and finds it miserable. Written by: Larry David & Jerry SeinfeldDirected by: … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Twelve, “The Busboy”
Jerry, George, and Elaine try to get a seat at a Chinese restaurant. Written by: Larry David & Jerry SeinfeldDirected by: Tom Cherones Sometimes you bear witness to a cosmic shift. This is famously the episode where people locked onto … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Eleven, “The Chinese Restaurant”
Elaine throws a baby shower for a friend who embarrassed George on a date years before, so he schemes to get revenge on her. Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hook-up. Written by: Larry CharlesDirected by: Tom Cherones … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Ten, “The Baby Shower”
Jerry and Elaine rekindle their sexual relationship, only for arguments and misunderstandings to ensue. Written by: Larry DavidDirected by: Tom Cherones This one tends to pop up a lot in people’s least favourite Seinfeld episodes. Historically, a lot of my … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Nine, “The Deal”
George has what he believes to be a heart attack, only to discover he needs his tonsils out. In trying to dodge a medical bill, he sees a holistic healer recommended by Kramer. Meanwhile, Elaine dates George’s doctor and Jerry … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Eight, “The Heart Attack”
George quits his job in a rage, only to immediately regret it. Jerry advises him to try just going back in as if nothing happened, and when this leads to humiliating disaster, George enlists Elaine in a revenge scheme. Meanwhile, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Seven, “The Revenge”
Elaine is editing a woman’s book, and Jerry hires the author’s boyfriend to clean his house. Soon after, Jerry loses a statue and notices it in the cleaner’s house. Written by: Larry CharlesDirected by: Tom Cherones Up til now, there … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Six, “The Statue”
Jerry impulsively gets Elaine an apartment in his building and immediately regrets it. Kramer unintentionally sabotages Jerry’s attempts to weasel out. George starts wearing a wedding band to attract women. Written by: Peter MehlmenDirected by: Tom Cherones One idea that … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Six, “The Apartment”
George turns down his date’s offer of coffee late at night, and, realising his mistake, tries calling her until he loses his temper and leaves an angry message on her answering machine. Embarrassed, he tries to retrieve it with the … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Four, “The Phone Message”
Jerry buys an expensive suede jacket before meeting Elaine’s father with George, only for Elaine to be delayed doing a favour for Kramer. Written by: Larry David and Jerry SeinfeldDirected by: Tom Cherones I suspect the recurring theme of this … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Three, “The Jacket”
Jerry makes a remark about ponies that upsets an older woman at a party and is horrified when she dies a few days later. Elaine tries to convince the widower to give her their old apartment. Kramer makes a bet … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode Two, “The Pony Remark”
George breaks up with his girlfriend and Jerry starts dating her, causing him to feel guilty. Elaine gets frustrated when an acquaintance stops acknowledging her. Kramer buys cantaloupe. Written by: Jerry Seinfeld and Larry DavidDirected by: Tom Cherones A lot … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Two, Episode One, “The Ex-Girlfriend”
George convinces Jerry to invest in a stock tip, and Jerry tracks it as he takes a three-day trip with his girlfriend. Elaine has a relationship with a guy who has two cats. Written by: Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David.Directed … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season One, Episode Five, “The Stock Tip”
