The turret patrolled the corridor – a corridor where an awful lot of people had been dying recently, strangely enough – when it spotted a personality core bobbing along on a track up ahead. The turret could just barely make … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 6

“Alright, listen up,” Wheatley told the Weighted Companion Cube in a cheerful voice. “We may have lost a friend, but it’s all fine. Everything’s fine. We’ve never been better, in fact. Just you, me, we can do this.” Wheatley stared … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 5

The Vortigaunt had finally found it – one small corner of the facility that was quiet enough for him to just sit and think. It wasn’t long, however, before the silence was shattered by the sudden appearance of one of … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 4

‘Twas a calm night in Aperture Sciences/ And all through the corridors/ Not a creature was stirring/ Not even a… Uh… I have no idea where I was going with that. Anyway, no one died. Twilight will be at 3:00 … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 3

Dr. Doofenshmirtz followed the lime as it rolled through the corridor, astounded by both its speed and its seeming ability to move on its own. It was all he could do to keep from falling behind. Just as the lime … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 2

Good morning. You have been in suspension for…50…days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise. You will hear … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 1

I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. Who else would be willing to do the testing necessary to push science forward? Black Mesa? Oh, … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Sign Ups