A realm of commercials, brought before us so we might examine how they work, and discuss why we both love and hate them so.
I don’t know if they make me want to BUY lottery tickets, but I do kinda want to hang out and people watch at convenience stores now. Continue reading Ad Space – Like Used Scratch Games Down the Garbage Chute, So Are the Days of Our Lives
“This three-minute experimental short film is why I should be your next President.” Continue reading Ad Space – Political Ads Go Dada
I only play the King James version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Continue reading Ad Space – And the Lord Said, “Let There Be Sega.”
What the Mouse giveth, the Mouse can taketh away. Continue reading Ad Space – The Disney Vault
I’M CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!! CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!! Continue reading Ad Space – Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
Buy a home and unleash your inner douchecanoe. Continue reading Ad Space – Homes for the Insufferable
Ever been to one of those parties where you’re the only person who’s not a commercial mascot? Continue reading Ad Space – The “Oops! All Commercials” Party
Thor wins back the crowd with new villains, old frenemies, and Led Zeppelin. Continue reading Ad Space – Thor: Ragnarok
That is the question. Continue reading Ad Space – Will It Blend?
Not appearing in this ad: any of the times Slinkies get tangled up in something and bent out of shape. Continue reading Ad Space – It’s Slinky!
1-900 numbers: they weren’t just for sex. Continue reading Ad Space – 1-900-BIG-SCAM
Black Mirror, The Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, Tales From The Crypt: they’ve got nothing on some disturbing as hell Skittles ads. Continue reading Ad Space – Skittles: Candy of Nightmares
Are you a wannabe star ready to embarrass themself on television? Then Stargate wants YOU! Continue reading Ad Space – Stargate Holds Auditions
A delightful children’s classic, with the timeless moral: eat more snacks! Continue reading Ad Space – The Nabisco Seal
Spectrum wants you to know their newest router can handle up to 200 Wi-Fi connected devices at once! You know, just in case your laptop ever gives birth to a litter of tablets. Continue reading Ad Space – Enabling Your Crippling Gadget Addiction
Just … oh no. Continue reading Ad Space – … oh no.
“What you been up to, Mr. Peterson?” “About twelve beers a night, Woody. Let’s aim for thirteen.” Continue reading Ad Space – Hey, Norm!
Very good, thank you, yes, thank you, next please. Continue reading Ad Space – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Please, come take advantage of our crumbling business! Continue reading Ad Space – “Regal” Furniture
First Dungeons & Dragons, then Wacky Races … what’s next, Jabberjaw? Continue reading Ad Space – Another One?
Why watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, when you can watch this instead? Continue reading Ad Space – Dungeons & Dragons Returns
