“For fools rush in where angels fear to tread”
In case you can’t see the video it’s “Soul Meets Body” by Death Cab For Cutie. Have a good night and comment below. Continue reading The Night Thread Sends Its Thoughts To Far-Off Destinations
Somewhere nice, make it nice, where the land meets high tide. Continue reading The 09/30 Day Thread Is Like An Opening Band For The Sun
The Foxface Rabbitfish (Siganus vulpinus) is a terrifically sharp creature. At roughly 7-10 inches in length, it doesn’t overwhelm a ruler, but it’s not exactly tiny, either. Inhabiting the oceanic region where the Pacific and Indian oceans meet, the Foxface … Continue reading Night Thread of the Foxface Rabbitfish (09/29)
It has come to my attention that not everybody on the Avocado can tell their Skeksis apart. Continue reading The 09/29 Day Thread Knows Its Skeksis
Last week &TEAM participated in this year’s Music Day (音楽の日) which is a televised concert, basically. In addition to performing several of their amazing songs, &TEAM also showed off one of their coolest dance routines from this year, a collaboration … Continue reading The 9/28 Night Thread is Mesmerized
You! Hey you! Don’t you know that someday you’re gonna die? What are you doing here on the Avocado! Go live life to the fullest. Then come back and shitpost about it. Continue reading No Day Thread But Today Thread
It’s always a fun feeling to stumble on something awesome, like a TV episode perfectly tailored to you you had no idea existed. Here, we have a series of clips from the seventh season premiere of LA Law in 1992. … Continue reading The Night Thread Guest Starring Dan Castellaneta
And here it is, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: The song “Living in a Box” by the group Living in a Box from the album Living in a Box (1987). Perhaps this isn’t the greatest “SONG by ARTIST … Continue reading Living in a Box by Living in a Box from Living in a Box Day Thread
Methodology: I opened up the Wikipedia page on List of Muppets, closed my eyes, scrolled up and down randomly for about fifteen seconds, then picked the Muppet whose name was closest to the top of the screen. Continue reading The 09/26 Night Thread Of I Choose A Muppet At Random From The List Of Muppets On Wikipedia
It’s “Night Moves” by Bob Seger. Continue reading The 09/26 Day Thread Of The Song Currently Playing In The Cafe Where I Am
“Heaven & Hell” is a song by Heaven & Hell from the album Heaven & Hell* (1980) * The asterisk is because while this song does indeed come from the album Heaven & Hell, that album was recorded by a … Continue reading Heaven & Hell by Heaven & Hell from Heaven & Hell* Night Thread
If you open up a map-app and locate Valemount, British Columbia, Canada and then start zooming out, you’ll notice that Valemount is located in a clearly-defined valley that runs approsimately northwest to southeast. Keep zooming out and you’ll see how … Continue reading Day Thread of the Rocky Mountain Trench (09/25)
“La Düsseldorf” is a song by La Düsseldorf from the album La Düsseldorf (1976) Have a Great Night Thread, Avocado! Continue reading La Düsseldorf by La Düsseldorf from La Düsseldorf Night Thread
“Kool & the Gang” is a song by Kool & the Gang from the album Kool & the Gang (1969) Have a Groovy Day Thread, Avocado! Continue reading Kool & the Gang by Kool & the Gang from Kool & the Gang Day Thread
“Iron Maiden” is a song by Iron Maiden from the album Iron Maiden (1980) Have a Great Night Thread, Avocado! Continue reading Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden from Iron Maiden Night Thread
Just an excuse for cats! Continue reading The Avocato Day Thread Celebrates September! (9/23)
Just an excuse for cats! Continue reading The Avocato Night Thread Celebrates Summer 2025 all at once! (9/22)
Today is the first day of fall and it’s also my birthday, so I’m once again going to recap one of my favorite parts of summer, the MN State Fair. The best part of course is the food, here’s a … Continue reading The Day Thread Says Goodbye to Summer
The hartebeest, or kongoni, is a peculiar creature, that mainly looks as though it has been put together from bits of several other antelope. Look at this Illidan Stormrage-looking mfer: “You are not prepared… for how silly I look” There … Continue reading The Hartebeest Night Thread
Tonight, we have a classic Canadian PSA offering important life lessons. There isn’t much about the making of this one beyond this brief article, but the ad is remembered fondly(?) by an entire generation. There are even custom shiny stickers, … Continue reading The Night Thread Says DON’T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
