George has left his car in the Yankee Stadium parking lot, leading his bosses to believe he’s working long days; his attempt to take advantage of this situation leads them to believe he’s dead. Elaine tries to hint to a … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Twelve, “The Caddy”
Elaine is dating a sax player who won’t go down on her, and she’s worried about pushing too hard on the relationship. George’s parents meet Elaine’s parents, and in the process, cause a faux pas over a marble rye that … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Eleven, “The Rye”
Lloyd Braun returns after a nervous breakdown and time in a mental institution, helping Kramer restore an old movie theatre. Kramer encourages Jerry to accept his offer on a line of gum. Elaine accidentally leads Lloyd on through a series … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Ten, “The Gum”
Kramer pledges to do a charity walk for AIDS. In the process, Jerry picks up a woman’s phone number off a donor’s list, only to find she is incredibly nice and selfless. Elaine discovers her preferred birth control is going … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Nine, “The Sponge”
Jerry is annoyed when a pool guy at his gym tries to become his friend. Elaine decides to befriend Susan, to George’s horror. Kramer gets a new number, only to accidentally get calls for the Moviephone service. Written by: David … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Eight, “The Pool Guy”
Susan gets annoyed when George won’t tell her his ATM code. J Peterman invites Elaine out to dinner; she invites Jerry and George, only to ditch them because she becomes obsessed with an unpleasant man who never remembers her. Jerry … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Seven, “The Secret Code”
Jerry and George become obsessed with a chef known as the Soup Nazi, who makes amazing soup but requires his customers to obey very strict rules. Elaine immediately hates the Soup Nazi, only to become entangled with him when Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Six, “The Soup Nazi”
Elaine is hosting a man from Trinidad and Tobago who is entering a race for the first time since missing the Olympics due to oversleeping, and Jerry quickly becomes sceptical of her ability to wake him up in time. Kramer … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Five, “The Hot Tub”
Elaine ends up in a relationship with a wake-up call guy. She introduces Jerry to her cousin, whose meat-heavy diet makes him uncomfortable; in the process of hiding the meat she feeds him, he ends up stealing her napkins. Meanwhile, … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Four, “The Wink”
Kramer enlists lawyer Jackie Chiles to sue over his coffee burn; in the process, he borrows balm from his friend the Maestro, inadvertently curing it and risking the end of the lawsuit. Jerry becomes extremely exasperated with the Maestro, particularly … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Three, “The Maestro”
George panics about his oncoming wedding to Susan and tries to convince her to postpone it to Spring; after initially failing, he finds crying convinces her. Elaine tells a rabbi friend about her anxieties over George getting married, and he … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode Two, “The Postponement”
Jerry and George have a conversation about how childlike they feel, which leads George to impulsively marry Susan, only to be disappointed when Jerry doesn’t follow through with his own girlfriend. Elaine enlists Kramer and Newman in a scheme to … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Seven, Episode One, “The Engagement”
Jerry is dating Bette Midler’s understudy, and during a friendly softball game, George accidentally injures Midler, causing him, Jerry, and the Understudy to become outcasts and Kramer to take care of Midler. Jerry is irritated by his girlfriend crying easily. … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty-Three, “The Understudy”
Jerry gets tickets for a hockey game from a friend, and then fails to call him to thank him, making Jerry worry he’s offended him. Elaine is disturbed to find Puddy paints his face when attending hockey games. Gorge works … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty-Two, “The Face Painter”
Jerry schemes to meet his girlfriend in-between shows, only to be harangued by an overly-helpful assistant. Elaine tries to quit her job, but her boss reveals he plans to put her in his will, only for her actions to make … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty-One, “The Diplomat’s Club”
Elaine tells Jerry that her new boyfriend – who happens to be Jerry’s mechanic – has used one of Jerry’s moves in bed, and Jerry is so annoyed he asks him to stop using it. Kramer receives new license plates … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Twenty, “The Fusilli Jerry”
George’s girlfriend draws a funny doodle of him, causing him to become concerned she’s not attracted to him. Jerry gets fleas in his apartment; his parents are forced to use Elaine’s free weekend at a hotel, Elaine loses a manuscript … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Nineteen, “The Doodle”
Jerry, George, and Kramer play basketball with a man named Jimmy who refers to himself in the third person. George and Jimmy try and go into business together selling weighted shoes; this creates a misunderstanding when George eats spicy food … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Eighteen, “The Jimmy”
Jerry offends a doorman in the building where Elaine is house-sitting for Mr Pitt, and in trying to fix things, covers for him when he needs to duck out, only for a couch to get stolen. Kramer and George see … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Seventeen, “The Doorman”
Jerry discovers from his Nana that Uncle Leo owes his mother fifty bucks from decades ago, causing a rift between Leo and his father. Elaine schemes to get Kramer to criticise the haircut of her friend Wendy. Wendy treats George … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Sixteen, “The Kiss Hello”
George continues enjoying his toupee, and Kramer sets him up with a woman who turns out to be bald. Elaine acts as a beard for a gay man, then falls for him. Jerry hits on a cop who puts him … Continue reading Seinfeld, Season Six, Episode Fifteen, “The Beard”
