Hello! It’s BannerThief, your boy, host of such famous breaking points for this community as the “Best Musical” tournament and the “Most Underrated Film” tournament. And we’re here to determine…which video game has the best story? What does that mean? … Continue reading Best Video Game Story Tournament – Round 6 (Finals)
Hello! It’s BannerThief, your boy, host of such famous breaking points for this community as the “Best Musical” tournament and the “Most Underrated Film” tournament. And we’re here to determine…which video game has the best story? What does that mean? … Continue reading Best Video Game Story Tournament – Round 5 (Semifinals)
Hello! It’s BannerThief, your boy, host of such famous breaking points for this community as the “Best Musical” tournament and the “Most Underrated Film” tournament. And we’re here to determine…which video game has the best story? What does that mean? … Continue reading Best Video Game Story Tournament – Round 4 (Quarterfinals)
*Turns chair around, sits in a cool style* Let’s rap about video games, fellow youths! Today’s the beginning of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, and it promises <s>nothing</s> many exciting things to come. We’re starting off hot, with three separate press … Continue reading Electronic Entertainment Expo 2019, Day…Negative One (Sunday)?
Hello! It’s BannerThief, your boy, host of such famous breaking points for this community as the “Best Musical” tournament and the “Most Underrated Film” tournament. And we’re here to determine…which video game has the best story? What does that mean? Is a story merely the cutscenes in between an otherwise disconnected series of gameplay moments? Is it the mechanics informing the narrative in meaningful, impactful ways? Is it the journey you, as a player, embark upon, with trials and travails, leading to a meaningful emotional catharsis for you and only you? Yes! A video game’s story can and has been … Continue reading Best Video Game Story Tournament – Round 3
Hello! It’s BannerThief, your boy, host of such famous breaking points for this community as the “Best Musical” tournament and the “Most Underrated Film” tournament. And we’re here to determine…which video game has the best story? What does that mean? … Continue reading Best Video Game Story Tournament – Second Round
Hello! It’s BannerThief, your boy, host of such famous breaking points for this community as the “Best Musical” tournament and the “Most Underrated Film” tournament. And we’re here to determine…which video game has the best story? What does that mean? … Continue reading Best Video Game Story Tournament – First Round
Hello! It’s BannerThief, your boy, host of such famous breaking points for this community as the “Best Musical” tournament and the “Most Underrated Film” tournament. And we’re here to determine…which video game has the best story? What does that mean? … Continue reading Best Video Game Story Tournament – Nomination Round
Let’s play this campfire/sleepover classic, because why not? Some ground rules: Keep truths and dares fun, not creepy; avoid anything too weird or personal (read: sexual) unless the poster specifically says they’re okay with it. Keep dares confined to … Continue reading Truth or Dare!
The following review will be meaningless to you if you have not seen Avengers: Endgame. “When I drift off, I will dream about you. It’s always you.” It’s weird, you know, because I remember walking out of Iron Man with … Continue reading Movie Review: Avengers: Endgame (2019)
It’s a beautiful rainy and dismal Saturday afternoon here in Seattle, the perfect weather to pig out on Booty-Os and watch the long-hyped supercard, the clash of New Japan Pro-Wrestling and Ring of Honor, coming live from Madison Square Garden … Continue reading NJPW/ROH G1 Supercard!
Deadline Hollywood broke exclusive news that James Gunn is being brought back for Guardians of the Galaxy 3. EXCLUSIVE! James Gunn back on to direct ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ #GOTGv3 https://t.co/sq9aEYt9QR — Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) March 15, 2019 … Continue reading James Gunn Rehired by Disney for Guardians of the Galaxy 3
FIRST NAME, SPOIL LAST NAME, SPORTS Let’s talk about Glass, the latest M. Night Shayamalan thriller, a sequel to two disparate films, both critically polarizing. Whatever you can say about the movie, it most certainly is something to talk … Continue reading Spoil Sports: Glass
“Let me put it this way: very few make it all the way without uttering a word. But do carry on merrily. Just don’t believe you’re going to tell me something I haven’t heard before.” I no longer understand … Continue reading Movie Reviews: The House That Jack Built (2018)
Welcome to the Sex and Relationships thread, a semi-regular thread on the Avocado. Many attempts to standardize this feature have been tried, none have been successful! Being sexually explicit is cool here, being a jerk is not. We love sweaty, … Continue reading Sex & Relationships Thread (12/5/2018)
“Well, Jerry Bellows, he hugged his stool, Closed his eyes and shrugged and laughed. And with an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick, I split his skull in half.” – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, O’Malley’s Bar … Continue reading Tekashi 6ix9ine’s “Dummy Boy” – A Review
Welcome to the Sex and Relationships thread, a semi-regular thread on the Avocado. Many attempts to standardize this feature have been tried, none have been successful! Being sexually explicit is cool here, being a jerk is not. We love sweaty, … Continue reading Sex & Relationships Thread (11/20/2018)
Let’s play this campfire/sleepover classic, because why not? Some ground rules: *Keep truths and dares fun, not creepy; avoid anything too weird or personal (read: sexual) unless the poster specifically says they’re okay with it. *Keep dares confined to … Continue reading Truth or Dare!
Welcome to the Sex and Relationships thread, a semi-regular thread on the Avocado. Many attempts to standardize this feature have been tried, none have been successful! Being sexually explicit is cool here, being a jerk is not. We love sweaty, … Continue reading Sex $ Relationships Thread – 11/5/2018
Hey, let’s talk about that little-known Netflix show featuring some people who used to be famous. Did you know this is based on a “comic book”? Wild! I didn’t know they were making shows outta those. Anyway, mark any spoilers … Continue reading Spoil Sports: Daredevil Season 3
Go down the stairs. Now. You descend, and descend, and descend, and you will never see the bottom. But I will. I wait here, ready to show you what awaits. Come down the stairs. Come down. Come. Continue reading October 8th, 2018 Night Thread
